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leftbanke7 said:
Yeah, I think this whole Metrosexual thing has gone too far now.

I'm not getting any now. Those things would actually make me get less than I am getting now.

Someone once told me that a metrosexual was a gay person that liked the opposite sex.
 
scem0 said:
I'd be more likely to use them as a self defense device than as a parachute or a flotation device. Just pull down your pants and blind your attackers with the ugliness.

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Excellent idea scem0! :D

They would make for the perfect self defense mechanism. ;) :)
 
I ain't letting iAlan Jr* anywhere near those, he would become even harder to coax out at parties :eek:

*Actually, he isn't all that Jr - so stop laughing:mad: :mad: :mad:
 
For those with a thong in their heart...
 

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