I returned my EVO and decided to get an iPhone as well, but come on now, your complaints about the EVO are extreme. Its a great phone, not the right phone for me, but a great phone nonetheless. I mean:
1. The phone hardly requires too much attention. The notification bar is a thing of beauty and I will greatly regret not having it on my iPhone. Unless you're running stock android, Sense takes care of almost everything automatically.
2. Of course you're going to have to replace your apps, how is this surprising?
3. While I agree the iPhone is much smoother, your fingers sticking to the screen is your problem and not the phone's. Its called put down the Lays chips or wash your hands.
4. Yeah its big, really big. But in defense of the phone, you should have held it at the store before returning it because it was too big. You don't buy a TV without turning it on first, and you shouldn't assume a cellphone is the right size without picking up the model.
5. The app store looks better with Froyo, and Google Checkout works just fine (though I wish it would have charged me by the month and not by each individual purchase). Oh, and the fact that you can return something within 24 hours is the best thing to happen for apps since apps first were sold.
6. Only saving $70? I can count a few things I could do with an extra $240 a year.
I can't believe I'm defending a phone I didn't actually like, but my individual preferences doesn't take away from the fact that the EVO is a great phone...possibly the BEST geek phone.