Facebook: "Hey, we noticed a website phoned home to us with your account details! Here are some targeted ads for hemorrhoid cream, as we know where you were..."
Facebook Watch: *beep beep beep beep* (checks watch) "Hey, this store right here sells hemorrhoid cream! They totally didn't pay us for an ad! Honest..."
Facebook Watch: *beep beep beep beep* (checks watch) "Hey, this store right here sells hemorrhoid cream! They totally didn't pay us for an ad! Honest..."