Nonetheless, your argument is flawed. Do people want bigger, not smaller screens? Some do, some don't. But regardless, that's for a phone, a mini-computer. Why do you assume people are going to be making calls with their watch? It's clear from those that use the iPod Nano setup and the products from Pebble that phone calls are not the go-to use for these devices. From an ergonomic perspective, it's just silly - can you imagine someone holding their wrist up to their ear? That just doesn't make sense.
I just said that.
What does make sense, is being able to quickly access key information from your phone discretely and conveniently. Notifications, text messages, caller ID, directions... perhaps queue up some songs. Maybe your phone is connected to your TV as you watch Netflix and you want to switch episodes without reaching for your phone. Maybe you have your phone setup across the room to take a group picture and you want to use your iWatch as a wireless shutter release. The idea as a whole is that a smartwatch would be an extension of your phone, not a replacement. And sure, it won't be for everyone, but I'd wager there are plenty of people out there who'd be interested. And the possibilities of its usage, on top of typical watch necessities, is very promising with today's technologies.
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Thought I'd tag you in this post since I mentioned a few example uses.
If this "extension" costs more than $20, then it won't be worth it. Why not just pull the damn phone out of your pocket to do those functions you mentioned? Apple is trying to get into all kinds of niches, but the consumer will resist this one. How many normal people have use for more than 2-3 iDevices?