Sorry, childish I know, but I couldn't help myself here...
Cue PC & Mac standing at a tall meeting table with a bowl of Apples on
Mac
Hello I'm a mac.
PC (standing in Gates Conquistador shoes)
and I'm a PC.
Mac
Say, PC, I just saw your new commercial, nice shoes.
PC (Proud)
Yes, we've finally managed to produce something that is virus-free and just works.
Mac
Shoes?
PC
These aren't just shoes, these are Microsoft Conquistador 2008 Ultimate shoes.
Mac
Oh?
PC
With these shoes you can go anywhere, think "where do you want to go to today?" and these shoes you can get there.
NO need for an internet connection, you don't even need a computer.
Mac
But what about Vista?
PC
Well we hoped users would get the message, you see Atari showed us that the desert is the best place for redundant software and well, we hoped people might get the hint with the Mojave project.
PC
But with these babies...
(PC starts stomping during which the laces start to fall out)
...you can can go anywhere,do anything.
(PC Stands still realising he has no laces left)
PC
Of course, there might still be some compatibility issues, people with different feet configurations and all... ...we'll have them sorted in the first service pack.
PC, looking deflated, picks up an Apple fom the bowl, takes a bite and starts to walk off set...
PC
Say, these are delicious.
Cut to Apple logo.
Sadie.