Have fun with your knock-off phone that will never touch the original. Different phones for different folks. Good to know that you took time out of your day to troll a Mac forum with your BS story. As far as paid shills go, you're numberone.
Relax there... As you said - different phones for different folks. Just because someone loves Android doesn't mean they aren't Apple fans. You realize that someone could own a mac, an iPad, etc AND an Android phone, right? And that just because they post about their phone and/or preferences - that doesn't MAKE them a troll or a paid shill. Right?
Your post is not only unwarranted. It's obnoxious.