Throw your wife against the wall and sleep with the iPhone, gosh
Isn't that what babies are for?
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Isn't that what babies are for?
Until it self-destructed?
Oh, I just thought of one. My husband and I were in a commercial for sandals weddings. We got married on the beach in Jamaica. I was bare-footed (bad idea, that sand was HOT!). The 30 minute infomercial aired for several weeks.
Dove to 260 feet breathing trimix.
Am a certificated private pilot.
Have and can freedive to 100+ feet.
Am a certificated private pilot.
Have and can freedive to 100+ feet.
Seen two Mig 29's crash into each other, mid air, crash and explode.
Go to about 2:30 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBQKrJh6O70
We were just about to go home from Fairford, walking back to the carpark - I look over my shoulder as the Mig's swoop to do this syncro-pair style pass, and bang. Because of the requirements of the emergency services, they locked all the exits etc - we had to wait another hour or so before we could start to leave.
Doug
Go to about 2:30 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBQKrJh6O70
We were just about to go home from Fairford, walking back to the carpark - I look over my shoulder as the Mig's swoop to do this syncro-pair style pass, and bang. Because of the requirements of the emergency services, they locked all the exits etc - we had to wait another hour or so before we could start to leave.
Doug
But I thought I was unique.
On a serious note, on different flights I have flown (pilot) and jumped from UH-1's at 10 plus.
Only two things spring to mind:
- I played at the national volleyball championships
- I was on holiday in North Korea
- I played at the national volleyball championships
- I was on holiday in North Korea
It is not free. The Canadian people all pay for it. There is no such thing as a "free" health care system.
"Two chicks at one time." haha, just kidding ... Office Space humor.
But in all seriousness:
- Climbed INTO a car that was leaking fuel and on fire to save a life.
- Ran INTO a burning building.
- Watched someone die ( heart stop beating and stop breathing ) and then bring them back to life.
- Become the first 18 year old to become a Paramedic in the state of California. ( Several others have done it since )
- Legally be able to carry and administer narcotics before I was even old enough to drink.
- Wait until marriage to have sex with a woman that also waited until marriage to have sex.
Goulet!
But in all seriousness:
- Climbed INTO a car that was leaking fuel and on fire to save a life.
- Ran INTO a burning building.
- Watched someone die ( heart stop beating and stop breathing ) and then bring them back to life.
- Become the first 18 year old to become a Paramedic in the state of California. ( Several others have done it since )
- Legally be able to carry and administer narcotics before I was even old enough to drink.
- Wait until marriage to have sex with a woman that also waited until marriage to have sex.
Goulet!
When I was 3 or 4 and in nursery school, the teacher organized hide & seek for the kids in class.
I crawled under a table, and thinking that I was still too exposed, I crawled under a girl's skirt thinking it was the best place.
Memory's kinda fuzzy, but I do recall someone saying that it was a brilliant idea to me after the teacher hollered down my throat.
I crawled under a table, and thinking that I was still too exposed, I crawled under a girl's skirt thinking it was the best place.
Memory's kinda fuzzy, but I do recall someone saying that it was a brilliant idea to me after the teacher hollered down my throat.
Done those . . . you can have the rest
Then you're either a firefighter or nuts, though some would say it's one in the same. Haha
I trained as both a firefighter and a paramedic back in the 90's but politics and life got in the way. I'm an IT consultant now and a lot less nuts than I used to be, having something to live for (a wife) slowed me down a bit
. You can see my post earlier in this thread for the reasons.
- I've had sex on the balcony of a cruise ship while the sun was setting in the western Caribbean.
- I've had sex in the back of my Jeep in the parking lot of a Walmart.
- I've had sex in the back of my Jeep in the parking lot of a Walmart.
-Lived on a tour bus for 2 years
-Had "Happy Birthday" sang to me by Hootie and the Blowfish and 10,000 fans
-Built the stage that "benguitar" is standing on
-Drove a forklift at age 3
etc...
-Had "Happy Birthday" sang to me by Hootie and the Blowfish and 10,000 fans
-Built the stage that "benguitar" is standing on
-Drove a forklift at age 3
etc...
