This is what you aren't getting. They aren't desired. This idea that you need these specific ports with low utilization and random availability is what's nonsense here.
Well of course not if you keep perpetuating this idea that you need USB, HDMI, Thunderbolt, Displayport, DVI, VGA, and whatever other port ideas you can come up with instead of just, oh, idk, one port that's superior to all of those?
Future, which implies a future state. And it can't come soon enough. Next thing you'll be telling me that we shouldn't have wireless charging because you want to plug in your headphones or something to your iPhone.