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Oh drat. I'm sure it fit the topic perfectly, but all those other things would have been so much funnier. 😉

Heck, I was going to suggest bringing in a map of the world, and by "map of the world", I mean a map of the USA and nothing else. 😱
 
Peanut butter and jelly (jam) sandwiches. In fact anything with peanut butter.
It just seems so American for some reason.
 
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