Oh my F'in god...
I think we should all just expect that there will never be another Apple laptop produced again.
Or, since we've all been driven mad enough to agree that the next release is a G5 portable... we should expect the next iPod to also be the next portable Mac.
PC users will buy it, unsuspecting, thinking they are getting an MP3 player. But when they get home and read the operations manual (an OSX manual) and plug their USB keyboard, mouse, and DVI display into the thing, because it'll say you should "for best results on first run," they'll realize only too late that they are using a full-fledged Mac.
It'll run on a 1.2 Ghz G3, booting the system off a static RAM drive for super fast startup, come with 512 MB non-upgradable RAM, integrated ATI or nVidia video chip, and a 60GB 5400 rpm hard drive.
Soon, they'll realize they are hooked and have no desire to reconnect their PC. The Trojan horse iPod will come with a simple Airport Extreme dongle that plugs into the in jack in the back of your stereo for wireless entertainment and doubles as a base station. Apple will sell external Superdrives for the new iPod owners (iDrive anyone?). Price will be a cool $599.
BAM.
I think we should all just expect that there will never be another Apple laptop produced again.
Or, since we've all been driven mad enough to agree that the next release is a G5 portable... we should expect the next iPod to also be the next portable Mac.
PC users will buy it, unsuspecting, thinking they are getting an MP3 player. But when they get home and read the operations manual (an OSX manual) and plug their USB keyboard, mouse, and DVI display into the thing, because it'll say you should "for best results on first run," they'll realize only too late that they are using a full-fledged Mac.
It'll run on a 1.2 Ghz G3, booting the system off a static RAM drive for super fast startup, come with 512 MB non-upgradable RAM, integrated ATI or nVidia video chip, and a 60GB 5400 rpm hard drive.
Soon, they'll realize they are hooked and have no desire to reconnect their PC. The Trojan horse iPod will come with a simple Airport Extreme dongle that plugs into the in jack in the back of your stereo for wireless entertainment and doubles as a base station. Apple will sell external Superdrives for the new iPod owners (iDrive anyone?). Price will be a cool $599.
BAM.