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Offical "The Simpsons" Thread

At weddings, we mutter this Simpsons quote under our breath:
"Same question, names reversed."​
The whole sequence was from Homer and Marge's wedding and went as follows:
Minister: Do you, Marjorie Bouvier take Homer J. Simpson to be your lawful wedded husband?
Marge: I do.
Minister: Homer, same question, names reversed.
Homer: I do.​
 
And because of this thread I stopped by today to give mr. burns a greeting, even though he said "Oh yeah it's the Yid Kid!" Even though that was a different person from my class and I am not jewish/yiddish. He really is still portrayed well in the simpsons.
-dsm
 
Homer putting on a posh, burns like voice: Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me ...

Postie Guy behind counter: Ok Mr Burns, what's your first name?

Homer: .... I don't know!

:D
 
Yep, too many favorite moments/lines to list.

I think I'd still have to say the Mr. Plow episode is my all-time favorite. And the single biggest laugh-inducing moment was the Mr. Sparkle video.

It must be incredibly difficult for the writing team to come up with new ideas for the show considering how long it's been on the air. Though I wouldn't say any of the episodes aired so far this season were terribly unique, there's been more good laughs so far than most of the previous few seasons.
 
From the episode "Regarding Margie"

Marge: Who?
Homer: I'm your husband! We're the same age!
Marge: But you look so much more... ravaged... than I do.
Homer: (Laughs) Ya, I do eat a lot of crap.

Marge: Don't answer the door! I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!

Luigi: (singing while playing an accordion during Marge and Homer's date) Homer Simpson is a great guy.
He paid me ten bucks so I would lie.
Truth is, he's not so great.
He's the one man I truly hate.
Homer (crying in happiness): I wish I knew Italian.

Lol, one of the better ones from this season.

"Tis' The fifteenth season:"

Homer: Quick, what day is it?
Lisa: December 6th.
Homer: Then I have four more days to make this the best christmas ever.

And my current favorite of all time, (From the same episode)

(sung to the tune of "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch")
You're a hero, Homer J.
You're as crafty as a skunk,
They'll thank you in the morning
For stealing Flanders' junk, Homer J.
You're a double bacon genius burger,
And just a little druuuuuuuunk!
 
One of the best things about the Simpsons is the Tree House Of Horror, I think that will keep them fresh.
 
The Conan years were great!! I love the one where Homer goes back to college and pranks the dean with the three nerds. :)
 
Last Exit to Springfield

Pound for pound the funniest Simpsons episode...ever.

Brockman: Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur...

Homer: [screams]

Brockman: OK, my director is telling me not to talk to you anymore...

Homer: WOO-HOO!

Brockman: Mr. Burns, you mentioned you wanted an opening tirade?

Mr. Burns: Yes, thank you Kent. In 15 minutes I will unleash a terrible vengeance on this city. No one will be spared! NO ONE!

Brockman: [chuckling] A chilling vision of things to come.
 
Homer in Florida:

Marge: "No, Homer, you'll kill us all!"

Homer: "Or die trying!"


Tree House of Horor Something:

Bart and Lisa: "Dad did you board up the door?"

Homer: "Why? Oh, the zombies...no."
 
Flanders: I think we hit something.
Homer: I hope it's Flanders.

Bart: Dad, Dad, we did something terrible!
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart and Lisa: No!
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Bart and Lisa: Yes!
Homer: But the car's ok?
Bart and Lisa: Uh-huh.
Homer: Ok then.

Homer: Marge, I agree with you - in theory. In theory, Communism works. In theory.

Homer: Oh, no! Lisa's dead! And nothing will ever bring her back! (slyly) Unless...
Lisa: Dad, I'm not dead.
Homer: Oh, praise God! You're alive! (slyly) Unless...

* Dr Hibbert: You’ll go through five distinct stages; first is denial.

Homer: No way ‘cause I’m not going to die.
Dr Hibbert: Second is anger.
Homer: (angrily) Why you little...
Dr Hibbert: Then bargaining...
Homer: (waving some cash in front of Hibbert’s face) Doc, if you get me out of this I’ll make it worth your while.
Dr Hibbert: ...depression...
Homer: (sadly) Oh no, I’m going to die.
Dr Hibbert: ...then, finally, acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go some time.
Dr Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you're making remarkable progress.

Homer: My ears are burning.
Lisa: Oh Dad, we're not talking about you.
Homer: No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-tip.

Of course, there's the classic:

Homer: (in fake voice) Hello, My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me.
Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns... what's your first name?
Homer: I... don't know...
 
Homer's driving a car at night, with Marge in the passenger seat and Lisa sitting in the middle of the back seat (IIRC)... they almost hit a deer:

Homer: "D'oh!"
Lisa: "A deer!"
Marge: "A female deer!"

Classic. :)
 
I love the episode when Hommer thinks Bart is gay so he takes him to the steel mill and they are all singing it's raining men!

Brilliant.
 
R.Youden said:
I love the episode when Hommer thinks Bart is gay so he takes him to the steel mill and they are all singing it's raining men!

Brilliant.
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Cassie said:
Odd, I've never seen that one
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"Homer's Phobia"
815 4F11
Original Airdate: 2/16/97
Simpsons.com said:
The Simpson family befriends John, the owner of Cockamamie's collectible shop and a devoted collector of kitsch and Americana. Everyone takes to John, especially Bart, which makes Homer a bit nervous since John is openly gay. Fearing that John's sexual preference might rub off on his son, Homer tries to engage Bart in more manly pursuits. Homer, Moe and Barney take Bart hunting but wind up stuck in a reindeer stampede that nearly kills them. The only person who can save them is John, who has the decency to overlook Homer's prejudice and come to his rescue. Safe and sound, Homer thanks John profusely and says it's okay for Bart to be whoever he wants to be.
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latergator116 said:
Canyonero! "..top of the line in utility sports/ unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.." http://youtube.com/watch?v=A-pO2AfcKZY&mode=related&search=
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ROFL "She's a squirriel-sqiushing-deer-smacking driving machine!"

That part in the video almost killed me.
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My favorite Simpsons moment is with the "Yeeeees" guy when they went to the restaurant. Absolute classic moment
 
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