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Offical "The Simpsons" Thread

I think Chief Wiggum's retarded son, Ralph, is the cutest and funniest character.

Ralph:"Go Banana!"

I haven't watched much of this season due to The Amazing Race was showing in the same time slot with The Simpsons. And the show is getting lousier and lousier, sometime I just didn't laugh at all for the whole 30 minute show. I guess I didn't miss anything this season.
 
Thread Resurrection, I liked tonight's episode, might have been the best couch bit ever.
 
Agent Smith said:
Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
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Damn I came here to post that one :)
 
Whilst driving in the car Homer hits a deer:

Homer: D'oh
Marge: A deer
Lisa: A female deer

Just brilliant!
 
Cassie said:
Thread resurrection.

Who's going to see the movie? I'm going opening night, it looks great!
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Are you kidding? It's the same style as the recent episodes.
"Why does everything I whip leave me?! Ha...?
 
I used to love the simpsons, and still love the old episodes, but after about the 10th season, it really started to decline.

Futurama, on the other hand, was always great
 
steamboat26 said:
Futurama, on the other hand, was always great
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Possibly because it was comparatively short and sweet.
The Simpsons has degraded over time and Family Guy season 5 isn't that funny at all; I'm worried the Futurama movie will follow the same fate.
 
Vidd said:
Possibly because it was comparatively short and sweet.
The Simpsons has degraded over time and Family Guy season 5 isn't that funny at all; I'm worried the Futurama movie will follow the same fate.
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What? Theres gonna be a futurama movie?
I'll i knew was that it was coming back to comedy central in 2008 for a couple of seasons.
 
From the episode "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"

the one where sideshow bob has a nuclear bomb and wants tv cancelled.

Chief Wiggum: Hey, where's Sideshow Bob, and that guy who eats people and takes their faces?
Prisoner: I'm right here.
Chief Wiggum: Oh, then where's Sideshow Bob?
Eddie: He ran away, Chief.
Chief Wiggum: Great. Well, if anyone asks, I beat him to death, okay?


Grandpa: (Standing in the port-a-john toilet.) This elevator only goes down to the basement, and some made a awful mess down there.


Guy: Say... did somebody say "box kites"?
Bart: NO!
Audience: Awww Nooo!
Martin: The common box kite was originally used as a means of drying wet string!
 
MacSyn said:
I think Chief Wiggum's retarded son, Ralph, is the cutest and funniest character.

Ralph:"Go Banana!"
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if you like ralph wiggum yoo should check out the song The Bloodhound Gang did about him. It has all his best lines in it.

here are the lyrics-

"Ralph Wiggum"

I'm going to Africa yes ma'am I'm a brick was President Lincoln okay? mitten
There's a dog in the vent chicken necks? I pick Ken Griffey Jr. I fell out 2 times
I'm pedaling backwards this snowflake tastes like fish sticks we're a totem pole dying tickles
I heard a Frankenstein lives there she's touching my special area go banana

Ralphie ralphie
Get off get off
The stage the stage
Sweetheart sweetheart

Oh say can you rock?

I'm a pop sensation
I'm a pop sensation

Salmon gutter?

I'm idaho you smell like dead bunnies that's where I saw the leprechaun fun toys are fun
Chocolate microscopes you're not it that is so 1991 I bit my tongue

Ralphie ralphie
Get off get off
The stage the stage
Sweetheart sweetheart

Oh say can you rock?

I'm a pop sensation
I'm a pop sensation

Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj

My sash says ultraman
 
I love the episode where Homer was trying to start the barbeque grill, and squirted a bunch of lighter fluid in, threw the match, and a giant mushroom cloud of flames billowed out. :D
 
Greatest Simpsons line ever, and I'm sure the one that will pass into the american lexicon, is uttered regularly by Homer.

"D'Oh!"

The show was great, but has seriously declined over the last few years.
 
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