I can't speak for others, but I never claimed the features they lack are worthless - I just said that most people don't need them and are complaining just to complain.
That makes literally
no sense at all. It's not a thing people generally do.
They complain because a thing is, in some way, affecting them.
That doesn't mean the feature itself is stupid, just that expectations of some people are either self-centered or unrealistic. There is a difference.
None of the features I've seen people call for are "unrealistic", because
all of them are commonplace in modern laptops.
Take this 32Gb RAM thing for example. Now, suddenly, everyone wants 32Gb. In fact, people that could actually use 32Gb are the ones who mostly just shrug and say - meh, I'll be fine. But most people who suddenly discovered they need 32Gb because it's 2016. - just don't know what they are talking about. Some think that they need more RAM because "their 16Gb is full" - not knowing how modern OSs use RAM. Others talk about future-proofing, convinced they will need more than 16 in 2 years. Some just repeat the line "not having 32Gb RAM is bs!" without giving any reason.
Every laptop I've ever gotten where memory upgrades were possible, I've upgraded memory because I was having issues due to insufficient memory later in its lifespan. My existing 8GB laptop? Definitely having serious problems.
Is it impossible to get by without it? No. Would it measurably improve performance of real-world tasks I do on my computers? Yes.
At the same time, these people know that the Touch Bar is a gimmick, without trying it out.
So, maybe it's just all my apps being old, but so far I've found nothing I wanted it for, except finding out how to get function keys on it. Temporarily. I'd rather have a way to just set it to function keys permanently, and then it'd just be a poor-quality function key row.
They know they could do a better job than Apple engineers and see how 3mm of thickness could solve all problems.
I'm not sure about "all" problems, but if every time I say "I want X", someone says "that would make the laptop thicker", then apparently 3mm of thickness would solve a whole lot of problems.
They know what all true pros need. They cherry pick different things from different laptops - Surface Book is innovative and has a great battery life (no mention of the 16Gb RAM limit there), HP Spectre has Kaby Lake (no mention of what kind of Kaby Lake it is), Dell XPS comes with 32Gb RAM (but no mention of battery life), etc. etc. And don't get me started on the whole "bag of dongles" ********. Let's face it - a lot of people are just whining for the sake of whining. And that doesn't mean 32Gb is worthless, or that a better GPU is not useful, or whatever it is you're missing. It means the arguments are mostly wrong.
I am pretty sure that no one is whining for the sake of whining.
I have lost count of how many Macs I've bought. At least 20 just for me personally. Of those, do you know how many I've been genuinely unhappy with? There was a Performa which was just massively underspecced, swapped it for a PowerMac 7500. There was the 17" MBP with some crappy mobile graphics chipset, which I bought after people on MacRumors told me that it absolutely ran a couple of specific programs just fine, and it didn't even come close... and even then, it was a pretty decent machine, it was just massively underpowered compared to what "experts" here told me. And there's this, which is by
far the most disappointing machine I've ever seen from Apple.
I have been using Macs since the Mac SE. I have probably ten older-model macbooks in the basement waiting for me to get around to taking them out to an electronics recycling place. I have a 13" rMBP, I had the 2012 and 2011 MBPs, I have gone through all of them, and... This is the worst. This is a keyboard which is actually physically painful for me to type on, a problem I haven't usually had with computer or laptop keyboards since some really awful Dell desktop keyboards I used briefly around 1996. It lacks the function key row... But MacOS still has standard system functionality bound to function keys on a brand new install. The trackpad is sorta dodgy at discerning clicks, and large enough that it consistently gets in my way.
I'm not complaining "just to complain". That's pretty much not a thing. I'm complaining because I really like MacOS, and I want to run it on a laptop, and Apple is making laptops which utterly fail to live up to my expectations.
A lot of people here are just repeating the same lines over and over, even though it's been pointed out that they make no sense.
That a complaint doesn't make sense to you doesn't always mean it makes no sense. It might mean you haven't understood someone's point yet.
Again - it's not the features that are worthless, it's just the logic behind people spreading all the negativity is often wrong. They give themselves the right to chose who is a pro and who is not. They give themselves the right to pick what "everyone wants and no one needs". And everyone who disagrees is a fanboy.
No, only the people saying the laptops are fine are claiming authority to determine which things other people should or shouldn't want.
I'm not saying this machine shouldn't exist. I think it's probably a great macbook for someone somewhere who isn't me. I just want Apple to consider the remote possibility that having the MacBook, MacBook Air, and MacBook Pro all be focused on the exact same goal, which is "thinnest, lightest, laptop", is probably a bad plan. I think there might well be a market for a heavier laptop which doesn't make all these design compromises. I mean, I know there is, I just don't know how large the market would be.
I'm not saying no one wants or needs a thin laptop. I'm saying that "thin" is worth absolutely nothing to me, and that to obtain it, Apple's thrown out something like a dozen other features that I really valued.
And I can't just "go buy something else"
and run Mac OS. And I like MacOS! But I can't justify spending $1500-$2k more to get a less-upgradeable, less-maintainable, machine which omits features I care about and physically hurts me to use without external gizmos. Not even for MacOS. (As I've said, if Apple would sell me a Mac OS license I could run on someone else's hardware for $1,500, I would buy it.)