So right now I have no computer, have a PayPal account balance of -$1k+ and I'm not feeling great.
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So I had to get a police report, fax information, go to the PO, it was a nightmare. The police almost laughed me out of the station, until I went back and spoke to a very nice officer who pointed me to online forms for the PD.
This went on for the better part of the summer, I kid you not, as it took a while to finally get the police report. Even after that, they were still "working" on it, until I sent a letter to their corporate headquarters and their resident agent for my state, I then got a phone call. Within 72 hours, they put the money back into my PayPal account, and at least gave me back all PayPal receiving fees.
So in the end, the guy ended up with my computer, his money back, and PayPal paid me back the money he took back. Theres a business model.