1. People who don't wash their hands after using the restroom. I don't care if you just took a piss, just wash your hands! Due to my job, I have to use public restrooms alot, and when I'm in a stall, guys come in, piss, and leave! Like I want to touch a door handle after you touched it with your filthy hands!
2. People who wear let the waist band of their pants sag below their butt. There is an invention that man kind calls a "belt". Please use one, it isn't difficult.
3. Sports fans that think I'm crazy for not liking their sports team, or any sports for that matter. I'm looking at you Cardinal fans! Just because I drive a taxi in St Louis doesn't mean I have to love your team! If you're really obnoxious about it, I'll say I love the Cubs to piss you off!
4. People who think it's ok to run across the street when the light is green! I dont care if you're in a hurry to see some guy swing at a small ball with a stick. I respect the law and you by stopping for the red lights. Do the same for me at the green lights! Also, you need to remember, my soft flesh is protected by a ton of metal, yours isn't!
5. Idiot tourist who come to St Louis. If you're lost, or unsure of where to go, please pull over to the side of the street and ask for directions! Don't just stop in the middle of the street! (I'm speaking to you, you dumb Arkansas people)I know the arch is pretty and all, but it's no reason to stop in the middle of Market St. and get out of your car (while you're still in the middle of the street) and take pictures of it!
6. People who make a right hand turn from the left hand lane, or vice versa. I have daily heart attacks due to this!
7. Drivers who text while driving. As well as talk on the phone while driving without a handsfree set. They're not expensive to purchase these days!
9. Drivers who pass me only to pull in front of me and slow down on the freeway!
10. Tailgaters in the right hand lane. If the nose of your car is too close to me, I'll gradually slow down. There is something called a fast lane.
11. Fat people who wear really skin tight clothing. Please cover up your rolls. I won't want to see the layers of crust between them.
12. College students who think they're better than me due to the reason that they're in school and I drive a cab.
13. People that ask me if the name on my cab license is really my name. If it wasn't I would have probably been reported and put in jail by now. I also hate it when you ask me where I'm from and expect me to say a foreign country. I'm sorry to disappoint you but I am born in the US! Just because my parents weren't doesn't mean I'm not American. I'm just as American as you are! And for the record, I don't know how to make bombs, unless you include those of flatulence. And, if anyone else asks me that question, I'm just going to kick you out of my cab. Have a little decency.
14. When I'm out of peanut butter and jelly.
Sorry for the rant, I just needed a place to vent. I have many more, but this should be plenty.
Oh, just one more. Please, I know I'm super sexy, and have awesome hair, but please don't touch me or my hair. I hate it when total strangers think it's ok to touch me. I don't know what kind of cooties you have!
