11. Websites like YouTube that make videos automatically start when you go to the page. I have a horrible ISP (nothing good is available at my house) so it takes awhile for videos to load. This means that every time I open a video, I have to wait for the video to load a little bit so it can start playing so I can pause it before it hits the end of the loaded part. If I don't pause the video before it plays too far and starts loading again, I have to wait for it to load a little bit more and then try to pause it again. It's a mess when I'm trying to load more than one video. Who the hell actually benefits from auto-play videos anyway? And why isn't there an option to disable it? Pisses me off.
12. Places that keep it really hot inside when it's really cold outside. I dress in layers so I don't freeze while I'm outside, then when I go inside a 90º building I'm sweating because of all the stuff I have on.
13. Carlos Mencia.
14. Teenagers who smoke to be cool, and call anybody who doesn't smoke a p****. I've never done a drug in my life, but I don't have anything against people who do, as long as they do them to feel good and not to look cool. Really, it's anybody who does anything just to look cool that I hate.
15. People who try to be different by hating everything that's popular and liking everything that's unpopular regardless of how much it sucks.
16. Music that's repeated on the radio 24/7. Most of it's good music, BUT JESUS HITLER CHRIST, I'VE HEARD IT A BILLION TIMES, PLAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
17. People who think that all electronic music is trance and is just "DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO," and the ones that say "dude omg ur gay" because I listen to good music like Shpongle, Amon Tobin and Boards of Canada.
18. The current "metrosexual" fad where everybody looks and acts as gay as possible. I have nothing against gay people, but I hate seeing everybody in tight jeans, a pink shirt, and long blonde hair and not being able to tell their gender. It's so confusing!
19. The mall. I hate it. It's where all the worst stereotypes of every group walk around yelling and buying stupid sh*t all day. And it has Abercrombie, which displays giant pictures of naked men everywhere. DO NOT WANT.
20. Internet Exploder. Know what would be ridiculously awesome? If Konficker only affected Windows users with Internet Explorer as their default browser, and when it decides to do something, it'll install a real browser on their computers so I don't have to waste so much time trying to design for IE.
You realize, of course, that the first three statements make you a grammar nazi.
I know, it was a joke
