That Apple can make an event out of this baffles me. A 4" phone with outdated hardware and an iPad pro in the air size screen... And that's it??? Ok it's ok products but nothing to make an event for at all. Sounds like the biggest snooze fest of all time.
You forgot about the new watch bands! There's rumored to be a lovely yellow one in the Spring collection that will be sure to attract a huge new customer base for the watch that weren't previously interested because they didn't have the right color bands to match their outfits ... I don't know why you can't see how important that is ... /s
If Apple was honest, they would call it the iPhone LC.
Reminiscent of the Macintosh LC.
And we all know, what the "LC" stood for...
Load of crap?