Picking up girls at Apple Stores!

[blueroom]

This pic highlights something in my mind since the start of this creepfest.

Where is he going to get his badge?

No stinkin' badges? Too bad Cowboy.

If I had some Photoshop skilz I would have put a reverse Apple logo on a yellow shirt. Something like Bizarro Appleman.

 

[leftywamumonkey]

This was on The Big Bang Theory.

 

[killerrobot]

Good luck, you should try opening with this line:

"No, that's not an iPhone in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you."

 

[Firestar]

I don't really find it creepy, more weird.

 

[Eddie Bombay]

Greatest thread ever. I do this all the time.

 

[Pink∆Floyd]

Image

LMFAO!!!!

Wow, thanks for the laugh guy, I really appreciate it! I snorted so loud my nose and ears hurt lol

This is in response:

in conclusion OP, you should think of more creative ways of picking up girls

 

[alust2013]

I'm thinking you'll have a tough time picking up ladies that way, plus you're sure to get kicked out pretty quick anyhow. Perhaps a reevaluation is in order

 

[heehee]

I hope you get slapped by the girls.

Pick up girls like a normal human being.

 

[boss.king]

The best way to pick up girls is definitely not through a sales job. OP, I know you're trolling, but I'm sure somewhere someone read this and thought "brilliant". It's really, really not.

 

[arviescoot]

That was so starnge..Is that serious?

 

[-tWv-]

Weird...

 

[Abstract]

Go ahead. Put on the shirt.

It doesn't matter what you wear. Nobody likes you, and nobody will be attracted to you. *thumbs up*

 

[eawmp1]

Dork + Douche = Doushk

 

[blesio]

I hope that he will get under the Darwin cases and never gets a chance to breed....

 

[rowley]

The staff will suss OP out straight away. The first person that somes to you and wants to buy something, and you point them to another member of staff....

I'm just wondering if OP could get arrested of impersonating and employee, and what with the size of some of the security guards at Apple Stores these days, I would not want to be him.

 

[steviem]

This just reminds me of The Big Bang Theory....

Yeah, OP, stop stealing ideas from TV. Next you'll be suiting up like Neil Patrick Harris and drinking scotch.

 

[rdowns]

Awesome idea. Tell them you're a

 

[Sankersizzle]

c

 

[Ravaroo]

Yeah, OP, stop stealing ideas from TV. Next you'll be suiting up like Neil Patrick Harris and drinking scotch.

lol.. Barney is great
"for once when I say Suit Up, it would be nice if you actually put on a suit!"

 

[Sankersizzle]

lol.. Barney is great
"for once when I say Suit Up, it would be nice if you actually put on a suit!"

I have never seen a more true image in my entire life.

 

[Apple OC]

I have a feeling this does not end well ... be prepared to be banned from your local Apple Store

 

[Aeolius]

I like to go to the Apple Store, wait for weirdos to hit on my teenaged daughters, then slam their heads in-between two MacBook Airs. You might recognize me - I'll be wearing the blue Apple t-shirt with blood stains.

 

[Sankersizzle]

c

 

[boss.king]

I like to go to the Apple Store, wait for weirdos to hit on my teenaged daughters, then slam their heads in-between two MacBook Airs. You might recognize me - I'll be wearing the blue Apple t-shirt with blood stains.

I laughed out loud

 

[LostSoul80]

I've seen a video where a guy ordered and was delivered a pizza right in an Apple Store, so I wouldn't be surprised to see the OP having a lot of fun.
Let us know how is it, cowboy.