Picking up girls at Apple Stores!

[Scepticalscribe]

I like to go to the Apple Store, wait for weirdos to hit on my teenaged daughters, then slam their heads in-between two MacBook Airs. You might recognize me - I'll be wearing the blue Apple t-shirt with blood stains.

Bravo......thoroughly enjoyed your response.

I laughed out loud

So did I.

 

[Firestar]

I like to go to the Apple Store, wait for weirdos to hit on my teenaged daughters, then slam their heads in-between two MacBook Airs. You might recognize me - I'll be wearing the blue Apple t-shirt with blood stains.

Fantastic.

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I have never seen a more true image in my entire life.

How true. What a magnificent image.

 

[iJohnHenry]

I like to go to the Apple Store, wait for weirdos to hit on my teenaged daughters, then slam their heads in-between two MacBook Airs. You might recognize me - I'll be wearing the blue Apple t-shirt with blood stains.

I would move to a state that permitted open-carry.

 

[Abstract]

Any photos of said daughters?


Did I mention that I'm wearing a blue Apple tshirt? Hello? Hello?

 

[Plymouthbreezer]

OP, be sure to expose yourself while doing this, that will make them like you more.

 

[Deefuzz]

This has to be a joke thread.

If OP is serious, then I have a feeling that once he starts speaking to said girls they will head in the opposite direction anyways.

 

[blunti]

desperate much?

 

[Simgar988]

Nice level

 

[skittles90623]

g'luck!