Picking up girls at Apple Stores!

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  1. MacsAreBetter\ macrumors member

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    Hey dudes,

    I've just ordered a blue Apple shirt; going into the retail store in my area on the weekend to simply, pick up girls. So I dedicate this thread to Apple products, being a genius, and their sex-appeal.

    My store is super-busy on weekends so they won't even notice me slip in. Teenagers always come to the store to access their FB.

    What do you guys think? Any dangers? I mean, they can't kick me out, right?
     
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  3. rkmac macrumors 6502

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    Really?.... really?
    this has got to be the strangest way I have ever seen someone trying to "pick up girls".

    However, I suspect you will be found out very quickly when I customer has a problem and you can't actually help them because you dont work there.

    I also feel like I should be giving you tips on how to pick up girls because this is so very desperate, but I can't be bothered.

    Best of luck to you :rolleyes:
     
  4. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    If I was a shop manager and someone turned up impersonating one of my staff in order to harass my teenage customers, I'd think a kicking out would be in order.

    Just saying, like.
     
  5. Chundles macrumors G4

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  6. anim8or macrumors 65816

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    Hmmmmm.... pretending to be someone else to pick up girls, teenage girls at that. Very creepy, most likely illegal in some way.. hopefully.

    To be honest this thread worries me.
     
  7. Heilage macrumors 68030

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    Yeah, that's pretty pathetic...


    I'm calling troll on this. :)
     
  8. torbjoern macrumors 65816

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    We know nothing about OP's age, do we? If he's not a teenager, he could be as young as 20. The pick-up-project will more naive than creepy if this is the case.

    Other than that, I refuse to believe that OP is serious on this matter. OTIO.
     
  9. GfPQqmcRKUvP macrumors 68040

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    Wear a normal shirt and pick them up anyway. The blue apple shirt won't help you at all.
     
  10. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Hmm... our intrepid OP reckons in a previous post only a week or so ago that he works in an Apple Store so I'm a little unsure as to why he has to acquire an Apple-esque shirt and sneak into a store to impersonate an employee. What with him apparently already being an employee, and all that.
     
  11. AdrianK macrumors 68020

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    C-C-COMBO BREAKER! damn capps
     
  12. Grey Beard macrumors 65816

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    But, he's an Australian so that must count for something, Not.
    KGB:D
     
  13. coupdetat macrumors 6502

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    This idea is really creepy. Just get a good book and hang out at a park or cafe. And don't be overly aggressive because most people are turned off by being actively hit on. Just focus on what you're doing until you are in a convenient situation.
     
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    Yes, they will kick your ass out. I hope they do it loudly.
     
  16. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    Pro tip: don't assume all retail workers in Apple "uniforms" are sexy.

    I think you sound creepy OP but that's just me. If you think a t-shirt is going to work for you then great. I tend to see the blue shirts and walk away because I know I'll be met with an unhelpful and probably arrogant hipster that is ready to tell me my issue is not covered under Apple Care. :p



    I'm sort of kidding, but definitely not about the OP being creepy.
     
  17. Scepticalscribe Contributor

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    The same question occurred to me.

    Amen to that; absolutely, truly and completely.

    Agreed. I wonder whether the OP has cottoned on to the fact that the adjective most used by other posters when describing his planned activity is "creepy"? An adjective with which I find myself in total agreement, by the way. This is unpleasant, unnerving, and downright creepy behaviour. Actually, it is quite horrible, and rather disgusting.

    Not only "will" they kick you out, I sincerely hope that they do so.

    An excellent suggestion on how to behave in a normal, sane, and unthreatening manner; moreover, this way, you might, just might, possibly hope to achieve a similar result.

    Oh, yes. Again, I agree. Completely.
     
  18. jav6454 macrumors P6

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    This just reminds me of The Big Bang Theory....
     
  19. Daffodil macrumors 6502

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    Just to re-emphasize what others have said, this is incredibly creepy.

    I'm a girl in my early twenties, and if someone started hitting on me when I went to the Apple store to get something, I'd be really put off. I imagine some young teens might be flattered by the attention, but OP, please don't do this... Ick.
     
  20. KOZOK macrumors member

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    The opposite of this happens to me when I go into an apple store.. the girls who work there inevitably come up and start flirting with me. Maybe they're fake employees cruising for strange like the OP. :confused:
     
  21. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    Agreed. And as others have said it is totally creepy, OP.
     
  22. AdrianK macrumors 68020

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    I have not laughed as hard as I did just now in a long time, thank you :)
    That image is appropriate on so many levels :p
     
  23. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    This pic highlights something in my mind since the start of this creepfest.

    Where is he going to get his badge?

    No stinkin' badges? Too bad Cowboy.
     

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