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Picking up girls at Apple Stores!

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MacsAreBetter\

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Original poster
Jan 15, 2010
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Gold Coast, Australia
Hey dudes,

I've just ordered a blue Apple shirt; going into the retail store in my area on the weekend to simply, pick up girls. So I dedicate this thread to Apple products, being a genius, and their sex-appeal.

My store is super-busy on weekends so they won't even notice me slip in. Teenagers always come to the store to access their FB.

What do you guys think? Any dangers? I mean, they can't kick me out, right?
 
rkmac

rkmac

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Jun 22, 2009
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Really?.... really?
this has got to be the strangest way I have ever seen someone trying to "pick up girls".

However, I suspect you will be found out very quickly when I customer has a problem and you can't actually help them because you dont work there.

I also feel like I should be giving you tips on how to pick up girls because this is so very desperate, but I can't be bothered.

Best of luck to you :rolleyes:
 
anim8or

anim8or

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Hmmmmm.... pretending to be someone else to pick up girls, teenage girls at that. Very creepy, most likely illegal in some way.. hopefully.

To be honest this thread worries me.
 
torbjoern

torbjoern

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anim8or said:
Hmmmmm.... pretending to be someone else to pick up girls, teenage girls at that. Very creepy, most likely illegal in some way.. hopefully.

To be honest this thread worries me.
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We know nothing about OP's age, do we? If he's not a teenager, he could be as young as 20. The pick-up-project will more naive than creepy if this is the case.

Other than that, I refuse to believe that OP is serious on this matter. OTIO.
 
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coupdetat

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Jul 11, 2008
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This idea is really creepy. Just get a good book and hang out at a park or cafe. And don't be overly aggressive because most people are turned off by being actively hit on. Just focus on what you're doing until you are in a convenient situation.
 
GoCubsGo

GoCubsGo

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Feb 19, 2005
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Pro tip: don't assume all retail workers in Apple "uniforms" are sexy.

I think you sound creepy OP but that's just me. If you think a t-shirt is going to work for you then great. I tend to see the blue shirts and walk away because I know I'll be met with an unhelpful and probably arrogant hipster that is ready to tell me my issue is not covered under Apple Care. :p



I'm sort of kidding, but definitely not about the OP being creepy.
 
Scepticalscribe

Scepticalscribe

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Jul 29, 2008
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In a coffee shop.
vmachiel said:
Are you trolling or creepy:)
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The same question occurred to me.

Jaffa Cake said:
If I was a shop manager and someone turned up impersonating one of my staff in order to harass my teenage customers, I'd think a kicking out would be in order.

Just saying, like.
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Amen to that; absolutely, truly and completely.

anim8or said:
Hmmmmm.... pretending to be someone else to pick up girls, teenage girls at that. Very creepy, most likely illegal in some way.. hopefully.

To be honest this thread worries me.
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Agreed. I wonder whether the OP has cottoned on to the fact that the adjective most used by other posters when describing his planned activity is "creepy"? An adjective with which I find myself in total agreement, by the way. This is unpleasant, unnerving, and downright creepy behaviour. Actually, it is quite horrible, and rather disgusting.

Not only "will" they kick you out, I sincerely hope that they do so.

coupdetat said:
This idea is really creepy. Just get a good book and hang out at a park or cafe. And don't be overly aggressive because most people are turned off by being actively hit on. Just focus on what you're doing until you are in a convenient situation.
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An excellent suggestion on how to behave in a normal, sane, and unthreatening manner; moreover, this way, you might, just might, possibly hope to achieve a similar result.

Queen of Spades said:
Yes, they will kick your ass out. I hope they do it loudly.
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Oh, yes. Again, I agree. Completely.
 
blueroom

blueroom

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Feb 15, 2009
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Daffodil

Daffodil

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Jun 7, 2011
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Just to re-emphasize what others have said, this is incredibly creepy.

I'm a girl in my early twenties, and if someone started hitting on me when I went to the Apple store to get something, I'd be really put off. I imagine some young teens might be flattered by the attention, but OP, please don't do this... Ick.
 
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KOZOK

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May 2, 2011
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The opposite of this happens to me when I go into an apple store.. the girls who work there inevitably come up and start flirting with me. Maybe they're fake employees cruising for strange like the OP. :confused:
 
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