Lolz... you speak as if you knew what people want. Still, you definitely don't know even the basics of photography. Below, I used
italic to denote your comments.
"- 1080p60 / 4K video modes (LG G2, Note 3 etc.)
Worthless to 99% of the consumer population"
Probably for old grannies. But not for people into serious shooting. I'd use the 4K mode of the Note 3 exclusively when there'd be need for serious video shooting.
And yes, I haven't even mentioned the well-advertised new slo-mo mode of the 5s is, in practice, 360p120 only. Even in that the Android-based 720p120/1080p60-capable phones (e.g., the Note 3) are way better - they don't record their footage at half the resolution.
"- OIS (Lumia 92x, 1020, 1520, LG G2, Nexus 5)
The iPhone 5s is the best smartphone camera out there, with perhaps the exception of the Lumia"
Lolz... "Th3 5s 1z d4 b3st" - even when it comes to low-light photography? Without OIS? Read some reviews on how the 5s behaves in low light, will you? Let me tell you beforehand: yes, the lack of OIS shows, pretty badly.
"- Xenon flash (Lumia 920, 1020)
Again, iPhone 5s = best smartphone camera.....who cares if it doesn't have this SPECIFIC thing"
Another subject you show your ignorance WRT photography. Again, at least try learning the basics before stating such ridiculous stuff. Xenon is WAY better than anything LED; if not for other things, then, for its "freezing" action.
And yes, the 5s is the best... too bad every serious reviewer (GSM Arena, PhoneArena etc.) have pointed out it's pretty bad compared to, say, the 1020. Heck, even the Z1 has beaten it in some areas. So much for being the "best".
"- large sensor (Lumia 1020 or even the Sony Z1)
See above.....Apple DID increase the sensor size in the 5s btw."
They did. To 1/3". Even the Z1 is WAY bigger (1/2.3"), let alone the Lumia 1020/Nokia 808. That is, another ignorant comment from you.
"- wideangle lens (all camera Lumias and most Android flagships), particularly in video mode
*sigh* broken record....."
You know nothing about video shooting, do you? One of the biggest problems with all iDevices is the very narrow FoV in video mode.
"- dual camera recording (LG G2, Note 3 etc)
Ok? This may be something YOU want but I can't think of ANY instance in which this feature would be worthwhile.....certainly wouldn't consider this "innovation"....."
YOU can't. People that would like to be included in group photos can.
"- Qi (all Nexuses, several Lumias etc.)
Talk to me when we have TRUE wireless charging that doesn't require a wired $60 pad I have to set my phone on....."
Not necessarily $60. I've been using a $28 pad (from Amazon with postage) with the N7.2. Works great.
"- flawless SlimPort-based HDMI (not the Lightning joke)
AirPlay works better for me - no cables or wires."
AirPlay sucks when it comes to mirroring the screen. It's only at playing back multimedia that there's no difference (apart from the possible buffering in AirPlay.)
"- Wacom support (all Notes)
Yes, because we all really want to be able to draw on our 4" iPhones - maybe for the iPad perhaps......I think it might be coming to a larger iPad "pro""
At last a somewhat non-ignorant comment. I too hope it'll come to the Pro.
"- f.lux (possible to do w/o rooting on most Androids)
No clue what this is, which I'd gather means 99% of consumers don't know either"
Pretty ignorant, aren't you? Particularly with several threads on f.lux in this very iOS7 forum; for example,
https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/1666430/
"- USB OTG (Android)
Nope - don't need more ports.....my Apple ecosystem takes care of any transferring of data wirelessly"
Maybe YOU don't need. USB OTG is a godsend.
"- decent Bluetooth support (for example OBEX; Android, WP8)
Funny - my iPhone connects without fail to my car's BT, yet my Android phones have always been somewhat spotty....but your right, lets add more protocols 99% of people know nothing about....."
Aain, YOU don't know why OBEX would be useful. But you don't even know f.lux so I didn't expect anything else.
"- make their Wi-Fi unit much more sensitive (my Nexus 7.2 can operate over a much weaker Wi-Fi signal than my iPads and iPhones)
Perhaps....though I don't notice any discernible difference between my N5 and iOS devices""
I didn't compare the N5 to iDevices. However, the N7.2 (which I did) has much better Wi-Fi sensitivity than even the 5s / Air. It seems metal housing does indeed have some major disadvantages.