You know, after skimming 3 whole pages of drama after my post... IGNORING the fact that the O/P is long gone, I gotta say this:
Computer usage is *SO* subjective anyway. Most machines, even those Wally World specials, are more than capable of basic tasks, web browsing, etc. I'd never buy a Dell XPS, but some of the pseudo Alienware Inspirons wouldn't be bad starter gamers + homework machines for a teen.
I've used the first gen SB [just donated it to my father, who won't use it because it's "too much" /facepalm] I've used several SP 3s and 4s, The Blade Stealth 6th gen, Blade 2016 970m, and I've played with a lot of the lower and mid tiered consumer grade craptops on the market. If you can stand the screen, and it doesn't irritate the hell out of you to use, more power to ya.
The thing that Apple will always win over any other competitor [at least to present day] is the overall EXPERIENCE. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE windows, I'm an insider, I do the whole beta windows thing. . .and my desktop is about as overkill as you can get [we're talking 2x GTX 1080s in SLI on an overclocked skylake 6700k with a Z270 motherboard. ONLY 32 gig ram tho]
And as amazing a machine as it is, I use it for gaming and nothing else. I can take my MbP around with me, answer texts on it, videos . . amazing keyboard, ultra fast SSD read times via TB3 [on the rare occasion I need windows]...
I'd rather use the Mac. It's more comfortable, more portable, and when I need to go out on the road it's a LOT more convenient to carry than a desktop + monitor + speakers +Oculus rift gear + etc etc ad nauseam.
And if you feel the same way about your laptop as I do about mine. . that's awesome! Doesn't matter what brand it is, you're happy with it. WHY you feel the need to vilify competition because you wanted an "updated" MbP and then got an updated MbP. . and promptly cried because they updated it .... /shrug.
Apple did what they did. A lot of people like it. You may not, and that's cool. You wanna complain about how "horrible" the new MbP is, I get that it's the internet, where it's all the rage to whine and moan and complain..... but maybe just sit back and say "hey, Windows machines have gotten better.... Apple isn't junk, it's just not the machine for me this generation".
In all fairness tho, I have absolutely zero problems with running 4x TB3 ports. Truth be told, I MUCH prefer it! Replace a few cables for a few devices, keep an adapter on my mouse.... I'm stylin'