How about outside the United States?
AppleCare is an overpriced joke, they're asking more than other manufacturers do for a 3Y warranty, only the other manufacturers include next business day on-site repairs. Apple are too cheap and greedy for that, so you have to drag your computer to the nearest Apple reseller, wherever that is.
I did just that, dragged my iMac 24" to the neighboring town to get a dead PSU repaired. It took them 3 weeks and 2 days. After I picked it up, took it home and opened the box I noticed the screen looked like crap so I wiped it off, only to find that some of the smudges and particles were on the inside of the glass. Plugged it in, ran it for 30 minutes, put it in sleep mode. When I tried to wake it up the next morning it was dead, again.
I called Apple to ask if there was another place in the vicinity where I could take it since the last place needed 3 weeks to get the iMac back to the same broken state it was already in, but it turned out to be a 2-hour drive so I guess I'm stuck with the guys who had lunch on the inside of the screen glass. While I had Apple on the phone I also asked them about the battery on my new MBP; after a couple of calibration attempts I haven't been able to get it past 93% health, so I asked what the policy is on battery replacement and whether 93% is within spec. He replied "Does it run?" "Not sure what you mean", I said. "Does it, like, run... on the battery?", he said. "Well... yeah, but... you know, isn't a new battery supposed to hold a full charge?" "But", he said, "does it run for a long time? Because sometimes they do that". At this point I didn't know if he was drunk or maybe talking to a potted plant in his room, I didn't feel like a part of the conversation so I said "Is there any way to find out if the battery is defective?". "Oh yeah", he said, "they have this battery test application on a USB dongle... when you take in the iMac, bring the laptop and have them run that test."
"Okay".
"They might charge you for it though".
"O... kay".
Stellar support, really.