Attention all iPad 2's!!!! Apple & FedEx are offering you the chance for that Chinese Vacation you have been waiting for!!! Sure the boss beckons you to get to work in the United States, but before you go, why not take in everything China has to offer???
Now, most iPad 2's hear the call to go to work and jump right at the chance. But why not enjoy 3 days and 2 nights at our all-inclusive resort in beautiful Shenzen, China? We'll cover for you by taking the boss' calls and telling him you are "Prepared for Shipment" -- he will never know about the fun you are having.
2011-03-15 23:12:00 Package received after FedEx cutoff time
2011-03-15 23:44:00 Left FedEx Origin Location SHENZHEN,
After that it is off to Lantau Island!!!
2011-03-16 10:34:00 In transit LANTAU ISLAND,
Now there is an international airport located here where you could catch a flight directly to Memphis or Anchorage, but what is your hurry? After all, Hong Kong is beautiful this time of year. Take your time and enjoy all that our Lantau Island resort has to offer....
2011-03-16 11:31:00 In transit LANTAU ISLAND,
2011-03-16 17:22:00 Package status LANTAU ISLAND,
2011-03-16 23:50:00 Package status LANTAU ISLAND,
2011-03-16 23:55:00 Package in FedEx location LANTAU ISLAND,
Why not even try one of our excursions over to Chek Lap Kok while staying at our Lantau Island resort? We'll provide the round-trip transportation....
2011-03-17 22:14:00 Left FedEx Ramp CHEK LAP KOK,
2011-03-17 22:21:00 Left FedEx Ramp LANTAU ISLAND,
After your stay in Lantau Island it is off to Ta Yuan Hsiang. Again, there is an international airport here where you can make a quick hop, skip and a jump to Anchorage or Memphis, but like we said before, what is your rush? Taiwan has many sights to see, including watching the planes that you opted not to board take off for Anchorage.
2011-03-17 23:25:00 Arrived at FedEx Ramp TA YUAN HSIANG,
2011-03-18 00:53:00 Package status TA YUAN HSIANG,
2011-03-18 17:40:00 Left FedEx Ramp TA YUAN HSIANG,
From Ta Yuan Hsiang, we'll whisk you off to Sennan-Shi...
2011-03-18 20:40:00 Arrived at FedEx Ramp SENNAN-SHI,
Now by this point you are probably thinking that this is too much fun and the boss is going to become suspicious. Don't worry about that, while we are keeping track of all your fun events, our public-facing web portal won't give away your current location. We'll just make it look like your stuck in Hong Kong waiting for your flight.
So what are you waiting for? Why follow all the iPad 2's that were ordered much later than 1:01am PST on March 11th? They are already slaves to their new bosses. Why not have some fun and vacation before starting that new job? You deserve it!
Just remember with a trip like this make sure to take plenty of good pictures and videos of the fun you had with those shiny new cameras (disclaimer: the quality of still photos may be extremely poor).
If interested contact Apple or FedEx for details for how you sign up for this incredible package deal.