New iMacs.
I don't know how many of you all have noticed, but the latest greatest George Foreman Grills have been copping the old iMac colors -- strawberry, blueberry, etc.
Some see this as a blatant attempt at cashing in on a (fading) fad, and sowing user confusion. I mean, we *all* know at least one person who came home with their oh-so-conveniently-sized box, plugged in what they thought was an iBook, sat down on their couch for a little wireless internet surfing, and got the surprise of their life when they found their iBook's keyboard had been replaced with a flesh-searing grill, right?
Well, anyways. That's what they *want* you to think.
You see, that was really just Step One in the Apple takeover of the George Foreman Grill company. Step Two is Total Integration.
The New iMac will sport not one, not two, but *8* G5 processors. No fans, just one gloriously heat-disspating teflon-lined surface. The juices just drip away, leaving lean, mean, and above all nutritious grilled foods in your new iMac.
But wait! There's More!
Not only will you be able to grill with your new iMac, but you'll also be able to burn CDs and DVDs just like the pros! Simply insert your raw CD into the top slot of your new iMac, wait ten seconds, flip the CD, wait ten seconds more, and you'll have one satisfyingly burnt disk, perfect for parties!
Call now! Supplies are limitted!
* Product not advised for computing applications. Contents may be hot; use caution while opening. The George Foreman Apple Computer Inc Company hereby resolves itself of any and all responsibility for lost, cauterized, charred, or otherwise damaged fingers, toes, arms, thighs, and other body parts, not excluding the eyes, nose, and throat. Please avoid computing in your underwear.
I don't know how many of you all have noticed, but the latest greatest George Foreman Grills have been copping the old iMac colors -- strawberry, blueberry, etc.
Some see this as a blatant attempt at cashing in on a (fading) fad, and sowing user confusion. I mean, we *all* know at least one person who came home with their oh-so-conveniently-sized box, plugged in what they thought was an iBook, sat down on their couch for a little wireless internet surfing, and got the surprise of their life when they found their iBook's keyboard had been replaced with a flesh-searing grill, right?
Well, anyways. That's what they *want* you to think.
You see, that was really just Step One in the Apple takeover of the George Foreman Grill company. Step Two is Total Integration.
The New iMac will sport not one, not two, but *8* G5 processors. No fans, just one gloriously heat-disspating teflon-lined surface. The juices just drip away, leaving lean, mean, and above all nutritious grilled foods in your new iMac.
But wait! There's More!
Not only will you be able to grill with your new iMac, but you'll also be able to burn CDs and DVDs just like the pros! Simply insert your raw CD into the top slot of your new iMac, wait ten seconds, flip the CD, wait ten seconds more, and you'll have one satisfyingly burnt disk, perfect for parties!
Call now! Supplies are limitted!
* Product not advised for computing applications. Contents may be hot; use caution while opening. The George Foreman Apple Computer Inc Company hereby resolves itself of any and all responsibility for lost, cauterized, charred, or otherwise damaged fingers, toes, arms, thighs, and other body parts, not excluding the eyes, nose, and throat. Please avoid computing in your underwear.