That's rude, I'm not a moron, and nor is anyone just because they want a retina iPad.
Apple brought this upon themselves, they introduced the retina display and now they are expected to do the same on the iPad. I don't know how others feel, but I'm not going to buy another iPad just because it has a front and rear facing camera and a few upgrades. I'm probably going to wait for a retina display, I may be waiting a while, but I have a feeling I won't.
Remember the iPad is magical, Steve Job's said it himself, retina is required!
Out of curiosity could the Tegra 2 power a 2048x1536 res? Or, a 1920x1280 res?
I'm sorry, but my patience with the "next update around the holidays will have a Retina display" stuff posted in every damn iPad thread or news thread on the main page has slowly turned me into a sarcastic, snarky ass. But for good reason. It's one thing to speculate on possible or even probable hardware upgrades. It's entirely something else to speculate on something that is essentially impossible with the current state of technology. It'd be like me saying the next Macbook update will see a 24-core processor.
The only thing Apple did was fail to explain what "Retina" means. It is logical to introduce that technology on smaller screens (as it is cheaper) and gradually introduce it to your larger screens. Granted, the ppi required to make a display appear "Retina" goes down as screen size goes up, because (generally) the distance from the user also increases as screen size goes up. But it's likely still cheaper to do 326ppi at 3.5" diagonally than 263ppi at 9.7" diagonally. The reasons for introducing it on the iPhone first becomes even more apparent when you realize that most iPhone purchasers have the price subsidized by their carrier, whereas the iPad has to exist on its own in terms of pricing.
The biggest problem with the whole "RetinaRetinaRetinaRetina" hollering is that so many people seem to be thoroughly convinced that a minor refresh (which in my opinion would just have a webcam and perhaps a RAM doubling to facilitate better multitasking) would bring along with it a screen with 2048x1536 resolution. That simply cannot happen if the internals of the iPad remain the same.
With the Tegra 2, you have better graphics but also a substantially upgraded CPU as it's based on the dual-core Cortex A9, meaning you leave the old iPad in the dust in terms of application capabilities. It would be like the iPhone3G to iPhone4 jump. But even still, I do not think that leap in processing power is enough to drive a 2048x1536 display fluidly in 3D environments as well as the SGX535 does at 1024x768. Apple seems to thoroughly enjoy NVidia graphics in their desktop/laptops, but with them acquiring PA Semi and producing their own silicon for the mobile devices, I can't see them completely abandoning their internal mobile chip design.
Going from approx. 153,000 pixels on the iPhone3 to 614,000 pixels on the iPhone4 is much easier than going from approx. 786,000 pixels on the current iPad to 3,145,728 pixels on a "Retina" iPad. The iPad and iPhone4 are really not all that far apart in terms of total pixel count, making the hardware required to drive them both fluidly about the same. Advances in mobile hardware also made a leap of 450,000 pixels possible without seeing a reduction in performance of apps and 3D done in the native resolution. And it allows a 960x640 and 1024x768 display to be driven by the same chip with similar performance.
To accomplish the same, seeing no reduction in app or 3D performance at native resolution, with a bump of approx. 2,350,000 pixels is much, much harder and arguably impossible with anything currently available or anything available within the next year. If anything, you'll see a divergence of paths for the iPad/iPhone if they want to boost the display to that resolution as the hardware required for the 2048x1536 display in a "Retina" iPad would be overkill in an iPhone (if it would even fit).