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The kind of douche bag that would buy this is also the mini-frappachino-skinny latte beard stroking niche coffee shop dweller, who desperately wants to be taken seriously in life...

No way man, you’re way off.

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If you buy this cable, I have a bridge you might be interested in

Also, I suggest a cranial MRI to look for a scintilla of synapses. The entire concept to moronic and ludicrous!
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As silly as this product is, at least it's not OBSCENELY expensive.

You know if Apple did it it would cost $699 and the sheeple would be drooling over it.
I do know that iMac prices are now ludicrous. Would like to upgrade, but for an acceptable configuration for me, the cost would be close to 3K. Wrong!
 
Did you have to return it?
Not yet...I've only had it for a few days. Some things get returned, some get donated, some continue to get used for longer-term testing, and some get passed around to other members of the team so multiple people can try them out.
 
Someone has posted a pretty funny “review” about this joke of a product:
I was so excited when I ordered this product! Little did I know I could exchange an arm and a leg for it! The ability to own a 24k gold lightning cable is priceless! I can wear it as a necklace, bracelet, or even melt it and buy a ticket to see Beyoncé! The possibilities are endless! Love it!
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Not yet...I've only had it for a few days. Some things get returned, some get donated, some continue to get used for longer-term testing, and some get passed around to other members of the team so multiple people can try them out.

So in other words, there’s no requirement to return it, and you tend to only return things that you don’t need, want or like?

That’s why the article seems like an ad. Getting supplied free product is a form of payment.
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I was going to get one, but now I've seen this... 😁

It looks “shopped”, but still!
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OK, here you go... following the post-Covid global recession and the collapse of every major currency, we melted down our Anker lightning cables and traded the gold for food.

Might get a couple of crackers if you’re lucky! ;)
 
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That’s why the article seems like an ad. Getting supplied free product is a form of payment.

A “free” product with $100 MSRP value is certainly not valid compensation for writing a blog/article. It takes a lot more effort than that to write these things, not to mention the opportunity cost that MR could be writing another article on.

If you‘re reviewing or writing a blog about something worth several thousand dollars (anyone want to send me a Pro Display XDR for review/keeps??) and you’re not expected to return it, then it’s worth a discussion that the product is “payment”.
 
That reminds me of the old saying, "a fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place".

I believe that's Monster Cable's mission statement, I could be wrong.
 
Most people don’t understand the concept behind this. - The product is supposed to make their other products appear more valuable/more high grade because their generel level of quality seems to rise with this. Of course this is objectively not the case but the impression is what counts these days.
 
If the gold is inside the wire and have extremely low resistant, I might get one.
 
I can only imagine how many of these will end up on business expense reports. — “Computer Peripherals”
 
As humanity we have now arrived at a pivotal point in our evolution where we write up long reviews for something as meaningless as a charging cable, done presumably to inform the very dumb people who would spend $100 on a charging cable.

It's a cable.

It charges your phone.
 
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The kind of douche bag that would buy this is also the mini-frappachino-skinny latte beard stroking niche coffee shop dweller, who desperately wants to be taken seriously in life...

Nah, event that douche bag knows that 1's and 0's can't tell the difference between gold and copper.
 
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