http://www.apolloniathisweek.com/archive/issue_17_world.html
Dr. Pellegrinos team found that lovers of rich, dark chocolate also tended to be trustworthy, dependable, intelligent, multi-talented, and extremely attractive. On the contrary, those who claimed to prefer vanilla were often shifty, cowardly, unethical, physically compromised, and raised in broken homes.
The results were not at all surprising to the researchers. Well, duh who doesnt love chocolate? Nobody you would want to stand beside, thats who [because they smell], begins the published findings. Overall, chocolates deliciousness quotient was measured at over 1,000 while that of vanilla topped out at 0.25.
Scientists remain unclear as to why people would claim not to prefer chocolate, despite the fact that, statistically speaking, they are stupid and wrong. While the study did not go so far as to condemn vanilla eaters to life on a remote windward island without clothing or shelter, it did include a cartoon depicting vanilla eaters as dirty immigrants