If you can get zapped just from opening a laptop, that laptop should get a recall.
No, you should get zapped because you're an idiot.
If you got zapped it's because you opened something with high voltages, and there are ALWAYS stickers informing that.
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No one said anything about "opening laptops"--that's your assumption. You're also assuming that GrumpyMom opened her laptop when there's nothing to indicate that. And yet another in your conclusion. I'd suggest not confusing your own thoughts for reality.
There is a thread here, going back a few years, about people getting zapped from touching their laptops. I don't know how it worked out or what the issue was, but it's a thing that happened.
That's BS then.