Scientists claim sperm 'first'

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  1. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    BBC.

    Men! We're being made completely useless. PANIC! :p
     
  2. spillproof macrumors 68020

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    That is just weird. I want to know what the kid would look like.

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  3. Melrose macrumors 604

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    Useless? Never. Women still need men to hammer nails into things, and grill.
     
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    And change a tire and open the mayonaise jar. ;)
     
  5. iBlue macrumors Core

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    Nuh uh! I loves me some power tools and grilling. *flexes*

    I don't need no stinkin sperm either! kthxbai
     
  6. Melrose macrumors 604

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    it would appear, in this instance, that e has somewhat of a firecracker on his hands...
     
  7. edesignuk thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    And kill spiders!
     
  10. bartelby macrumors Core

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    Have you tried feeding e pineapples?
    I've heard that may help...
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    Don't kill them, just take them outside!
     
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    No, they need to be killed. It's the only way the others learn.

    Plus, we have to find a use for the frankly obsolete e.
     
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    +1

    And he could be a tree in the backround for a local play! Wouldn't you like that E?
     
  13. bartelby macrumors Core

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    Just take him outside too. He can tell the spiders to not go in your house...
     
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    I'd rather not have him lurking outside my house, if it's all the same. There's property prices to consider, you know.
     
  15. edesignuk thread starter Moderator emeritus

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  16. oscillatewildly macrumors 68000

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    Apparently the new sperm comes in chocolate or strawberry.
     
  17. dmr727 macrumors G3

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    My wife makes me kill them because she's afraid they'll make their way back into the house, so that should help. Of course it doesn't help when I lightly tickle the back of her leg when we're in bed. ;)
     
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    I could go so many nasty ways with this.

    *twiddles thumbs and whistles*
     
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    giant spiders.jpg

    :eek:
     
  21. bartelby macrumors Core

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    And cue Jaffa Cake running out the door, gibbering.
     
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    This now reminds me of the great battle between Lime Cat and Clock Spider.
     
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    I think many women already consider us completely useless. *shrugs*

    "Women, can't live with 'em... pass the beer nuts."
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