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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by edesignuk, Jul 8, 2009.
Men! We're being made completely useless. PANIC!
That is just weird. I want to know what the kid would look like.
Useless? Never. Women still need men to hammer nails into things, and grill.
And change a tire and open the mayonaise jar.
Nuh uh! I loves me some power tools and grilling. *flexes*
I don't need no stinkin sperm either! kthxbai
it would appear, in this instance, that e has somewhat of a firecracker on his hands...
e is just there to shut up and look purdy.
And kill spiders!
Have you tried feeding e pineapples?
I've heard that may help...
Don't kill them, just take them outside!
No, they need to be killed. It's the only way the others learn.
Plus, we have to find a use for the frankly obsolete e.
And he could be a tree in the backround for a local play! Wouldn't you like that E?
Just take him outside too. He can tell the spiders to not go in your house...
I'd rather not have him lurking outside my house, if it's all the same. There's property prices to consider, you know.
Apparently the new sperm comes in chocolate or strawberry.
My wife makes me kill them because she's afraid they'll make their way back into the house, so that should help. Of course it doesn't help when I lightly tickle the back of her leg when we're in bed.
I want men more than I want their sperm.
I could go so many nasty ways with this.
*twiddles thumbs and whistles*
And cue Jaffa Cake running out the door, gibbering.
This now reminds me of the great battle between Lime Cat and Clock Spider.
*ponders iGary's thoughts*
They can use it for the Oozinator.
I think many women already consider us completely useless. *shrugs*
"Women, can't live with 'em... pass the beer nuts."