I'm guessing if you take him outside, he'll be the one to wander back in.. Blue's best bet to squash him and keep the spiders.
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I'm guessing if you take him outside, he'll be the one to wander back in.. Blue's best bet to squash him and keep the spiders.
It's a huntsman. Very common in Australia. Unfortunately.
They have scared the living !@#$ out of me while I was driving on several occasions. One time, I almost crashed the car when I saw one crawling around on my car door's window. It was night-time, I saw the spider crawling on the glass 2 inches away from my head, and naturally, I swerved the car.
I couldn't tell whether the spider was inside or outside of the car!! They're massive. It's like the size of 10 year old's hand. I subsequently sold the car.
I'm like a little girl. Really. It's really sad.
It's a huntsman. Very common in Australia. Unfortunately.
They have scared the living !@#$ out of me while I was driving on several occasions. One time, I almost crashed the car when I saw one crawling around on my car door's window. It was night-time, I saw the spider crawling on the glass 2 inches away from my head, and naturally, I swerved the car.
I subsequently sold the car.
I'm like a little girl. Really. It's really sad.
Id jump out of my car and do one of these
Haha!
One time, while I was eating breakfast, and one of those massive spiders fell into a cereal bowl and splashed the milk around. We didn't realise it was a spider for a second, and then all we could think to do was back away from the table and and run around while we stared up at the ceiling.
Men really are useless. We don't deserve to carry the sperm. I'll admit it, although usually not out loud. I think we should let women find this out on their own.
One time, while I was eating breakfast, and one of those massive spiders fell into a cereal bowl and splashed the milk around. We didn't realise it was a spider for a second, and then all we could think to do was back away from the table and and run around while we stared up at the ceiling.
Men really are useless. We don't deserve to carry the sperm. I'll admit it, although usually not out loud. I think we should let women find this out on their own.
Not at all. I know to scroll through these threads very carefully, thus avoiding spidery peril.
I'd like to see Frankensperm do that.
I would freak the hell out if that happened to me. I'm a huge wuss when it comes to big spiders.
It's a huntsman. Very common in Australia. Unfortunately.
Good grief! If one of those had dropped into my lap when I was in Sydney I'd have keeled over dead.
One time, while I was eating breakfast, and one of those massive spiders fell into a cereal bowl and splashed the milk around. We didn't realise it was a spider for a second, and then all we could think to do was back away from the table and and run around while we stared up at the ceiling.
I would have s*** myself so hard I would have been propelled towards the ceiling invariably being caught in its web and eaten later.
I would have s*** myself so hard I would have been propelled towards the ceiling invariably being caught in its web and eaten later.
Wow. What would you have done if one of these bad boys landed in front of you
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^^^ Creepy. I wish there were spider alerts for some of these threads!!!
Recently I had something tickling my face when I was sleeping and I kept rubbing my face. When I woke up there was a BIG dead hairy spider next to me. Funny thing is I try not to kill spiders as a general rule.
Anyway . . . back to sperm, anyone?
Recently I had something tickling my face when I was sleeping and I kept rubbing my face. When I woke up there was a BIG dead hairy spider next to me.
Funny thing is I try not to kill spiders as a general rule.Anyway . . . back to sperm, anyone?
And change a tire and open the mayonaise jar.
I can do all that by myself.
My dad never did anything around the house, me and my mom had to do everything...
I can do all that by myself.
You've never asked a male to open a jar of any kind for you?
I applaude you ma'am.
Sorry about your dad too. I hate fathers that dont take an active role in their family's lives.
I can do all that by myself.
Women opening mayo jars? It's unnatural!
Agreements about the inactive dads.. I know a few myself.
You've never asked a male to open a jar of any kind for you?
I applaude you ma'am.
Sorry about your dad too. I hate fathers that dont take an active role in their family's lives.
Thankfully my mom did enough for both of them.
Women opening mayo jars? It's unnatural!
I don't really have a choice. I've been living on my own for 3 years and my cat isn't much help either...
Good grief! If one of those had dropped into my lap when I was in Sydney I'd have keeled over dead.
I would have s*** myself so hard I would have been propelled towards the ceiling invariably being caught in its web and eaten later.
Are you guys trying to one-up each other in the severity of your reactions? They just got worse and worse!
I can do all that by myself.
If you ever meet a guy you like, have him open it for you. It'll make him feel more manly, and will make him feel like you need a guy like him.
He should only find out that he isn't really needed, but still nice to have around after you start dating.
Are you guys trying to one-up each other in the severity of your reactions? They just got worse and worse!
I think I actually toned down my reaction. I HATE spiders.
I think I actually toned down my reaction. I HATE spiders.
I probably would just curse...incredibly loudly, and jump out of my chair. And then try and figure out how to get it back outside without hurting myself.
This thread reminded me of this one comedian I saw on TV one time; he was doing a bit on God's creation of man and woman. It went something along the lines of:
First, He created man. "Well, here we go. My latest and greatest creation. But something's missing. Reproduction! Well, he clearly isn't well equipped for that. I've got it! Man 2.0Woman! She's like a people factory. Well, Man does seem quite pointless now, doesn't he, now that Woman is so self-sufficient. Ooh, I know! He can hold the 'special ingredient.'"
Mankind, obsoleted by Womankind and only existing out of persistent legacy hardware interfacing requirements.
First, He created man. "Well, here we go. My latest and greatest creation. But something's missing. Reproduction! Well, he clearly isn't well equipped for that. I've got it! Man 2.0Woman! She's like a people factory. Well, Man does seem quite pointless now, doesn't he, now that Woman is so self-sufficient. Ooh, I know! He can hold the 'special ingredient.'"
Mankind, obsoleted by Womankind and only existing out of persistent legacy hardware interfacing requirements.
Man is the sketch, woman is the masterpiece.
I'd have to agree with you there. Women...from there it goes.
Never thought I'd see the day where sperm was the more desirable discussion point. Spiders are some scary feckas.
Women opening mayo jars? It's unnatural!
I always try it myself first, then with the shame of failure upon me I hand it over with a distinctly defeated look on my face. With manly hubris he opens the jar with ease and I always reply: "Well, I loosened it."
I know. We'll have to watch this development, they'll be wanting the vote next.Women opening mayo jars? It's unnatural!
Maybe mayo jars are different outside of Portugal but here I just bang the lid against the counter a little bit and then they open fine...
That does totally help on those days when I don't have a big strong man to sort out my jar opening woes.
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