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Scientists claim sperm 'first'
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I very rarely have a big strong man around so I have to make do...
Well now that I have one I have to make him feel useful.
(just kidding dear) http://upc.*************/uploads/smilies/dogeyes.gif
Sperm. Its whats for dinner.
And frankly, everytime we do it, we feel more accomplished about that than anything else we did that day. Turned in the reports on time to work today? Nah. Ability to throw the paper towel in the trash from half way across the room? Nah. Opened the pickle jar after your significant other cannot do it? Pride and accomplishment a-plenty.
That response only carries weight if you use it intermittently. Then, it's really annoying since we can never tell when you're being sarcastic or when you're actually sapping our masculinity.
I knew you'd say that! It's funny how many women open jars that way. I think it's kind of funny in a sweet, feminine way.
Gad that sounded sexist..
Or drive. I'm not looking forward to that at all.
I think it's a little of both.
Or drive. I'm not looking forward to that at all.
I'm a good driver. And I can drive a stick.
And frankly, everytime we do it, we feel more accomplished about that than anything else we did that day. Turned in the reports on time to work today? Nah. Ability to throw the paper towel in the trash from half way across the room? Nah. Opened the pickle jar after your significant other cannot do it? Pride and accomplishment a-plenty.
I get even more satisfaction when one of my male friends fails, and I make it look really easy.
Too bad it's usually the other way around.
Awwww, very glad to help a good cause.And frankly, everytime we do it, we feel more accomplished about that than anything else we did that day. Turned in the reports on time to work today? Nah. Ability to throw the paper towel in the trash from half way across the room? Nah. Opened the pickle jar after your significant other cannot do it? Pride and accomplishment a-plenty.
That response only carries weight if you use it intermittently. Then, it's really annoying since we can never tell when you're being sarcastic or when you're actually sapping our masculinity.
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Or drive. I'm not looking forward to that at all.
Oh I do my level best to open those fuxers on my own. My failures are sporadic but genuine.
I won't start banging the lid on the breadboard if I have a man around though, because that would take away his satisfaction, you see. And I can even drive! http://upc.*************/uploads/smilies/bis.gif Learned in Los Angeles, where it's drive good or be abused. Little did I know that L.A. was nothing compared to London.
There's lot of stuff that only men can do!
Lowering a toilet seat, apparently.
Forgetting. Women never do. None that I recall anyway..
Walking around topless. (Sits, waits, expectantly..)
Lowering a toilet seat, apparently.
Forgetting. Women never do. None that I recall anyway..
Walking around topless. (Sits, waits, expectantly..)
1. That didnt make sense. Men never put down the toilet seat. If I have put it up so I can pee, my girlfriend can put it down so she can pee. Why should I do all the work for all urinary practices?
2. So true. So true.
3. Any women who are willing to prove this point invalid remember: Pics or it didn't happen.
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Men can put the toilet seat down, we just choose not to. Being the efficient creatures that we are. Women can't, that's why they're always "asking" (ahem) us to put it down for them.
Next time the seat's down when I go in, I'm complaining she never lifts the toilet seat up for me when she's done*.
(* Nice knowing you guys. Miss me when I'm gone..)
My prayers go out for you. Stay safe young rebel. You will be forever remembered here on MR for what you have done for mankind, and what is left of your body will be forever shrined here in our museum.
^ The husband and I have no toilet seat debacles. We both have to lift something (lol) because the lid gets closed. I think it's disgusting to flush a toilet without the lid being shut. All those aerated toilet particles! *shudder*
I know I've got a keeper because he has only ever forgotten to close that bastid a few times.
*cracks whip*
I know I've got a keeper because he has only ever forgotten to close that bastid a few times.
*cracks whip*
Hm. Call me old fashioned, but I always put the seat back down. I am male, but it's a minor little thing that shows consideration for someone else..
It's only the MAJOR things I fail to do.
It's only the MAJOR things I fail to do.
Do you drive on the wrong side of the road over there? I can't keep European countries straight on which do/don't. If you do drive on the left, welll...I'm a good driver. And I can drive a stick.
Do you drive on the wrong side of the road over there? I can't keep European countries straight on which do/don't. If you do drive on the left, welll...
We drive on the right side of the road here, not like those crazy brits.
We drive on the right side of the road here, not like those crazy brits.
Oi! *shakes fist*
I once had a taxi ride in Portugal... never again!
Oi! *shakes fist*
I once had a taxi ride in Portugal... never again!
Was it in Lisbon?
Was it in Lisbon?
Yep.
Lisbon to Peniche (for a week of surfing. I say surfing, in reality the sea beat me up for five days. Good fun though!) It was the scariest car ride of my life. The driver was very much from the school of 'Drive it like you stole it' and didn't concern himself with such trivialities as other vehicles on the road. I blame him entirely for the amount of Super Bock I drunk that holiday!
Yep.
Lisbon to Peniche (for a week of surfing. I say surfing, in reality the sea beat me up for five days. Good fun though!) It was the scariest car ride of my life. The driver was very much from the school of 'Drive it like you stole it' and didn't concern himself with such trivialities as other vehicles on the road. I blame him entirely for the amount of Super Bock I drunk that holiday!
I figured.
Taxi drivers here are just crazy. We have extremely narrow streets here, but they seem not to care and speed through them all the same.But I'm glad you had fun.
We drive on the right side of the road here, not like those crazy brits.
Then I'd say you qualify as a good driver.
in re "Crazy Brits" - I've seen The Driven Man. All of them over there must be like that...