js81
macrumors 65816
"Hi, I've started a really sad thread on an internet forum about you and this guy says he wants to see a pic of you or he won't offer me any advice on how to pull you. Do you mind standing up and holding this 'MacBoobsPro' sign while I take a picture of you to post all over the internet. That would be great!. Oh and Pump number 8, a Mars Bar and this Curlywurly, thanks."
Totally a joke, dude - hence the smiley 😀. Never read any of the others forums here, huh, where when somebody claims some crazy Mac-thing and somebody posts "pics or it didn't happen." Glad my sarcasm was wasted...
As for advice - just ask her. Done.