That's why woman control the world.Then not have sex for six months because the wife is pissed at you!!!
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Sex or a 50" plasma TV?
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No, men who are in control of the world screw all of mankind. That's a lot of power, and certainly more power than any man who only has sex with his wife and the lowly babysitter.
Haven't you heard that it's a myth that all women have equal lubrication?
Besides, we dunno what sort of sex Abstract might be into.
Easy for me and my partner. With our new baby daughter, we haven't had sex in months anyway.
And anyway we don't have a tv but we're buying a projector soon, with a 100" screen. So take that! measly 50" tv, wouldn't touch it with a bargepole.
And anyway we don't have a tv but we're buying a projector soon, with a 100" screen. So take that! measly 50" tv, wouldn't touch it with a bargepole.
1080p isn't high enough resolution for a 130'' screen in a normal sized room, imho.
this is such a flawed study!! What percentage of participants were certain they would have sex, say, at least 5-10 times in those 6 months? Which ones were not sure if they would even have sex in 6 months? Which participants were having sex 3-4+ times a week for those 6 months? I bet the majority had little chances of sex and said "sure, I'll take the tv and just not get laid for 6 months...oh wait, I live in the basement of my mom's house and sleep in star wars pajamas - who am I kidding, I'm not getting laid anytime soon anyway. Tv please!"
That's what the doc said when I asked for a reduction operation. In Kazakhstan all the men laugh at me and say I'll never have a tiny one like them.
What is this? Some pathetic attempt to get people to trade in their "oh so lowly" 37 or 42" by claiming that Real Men want 50? What a crock of ****!!
Stupid tosspots need their heads checking...both those that come up with this consumerist ******** and for all the completely ****ty wankers that fall for it.
Stupid tosspots need their heads checking...both those that come up with this consumerist ******** and for all the completely ****ty wankers that fall for it.
In which case foreplay would do nothing except add a little friction.
..and pain.. OUCH!
Well since you, in theory, become a man at 13, I am a man...
So yes, I would give up sex for 6 months today to receive a huge ass TV because I can't actually legally have sex for another 5 One month extra won't hurt when I have a huge ass TV to make up for it.
So yes, I would give up sex for 6 months today to receive a huge ass TV because I can't actually legally have sex for another 5
One month extra won't hurt when I have a huge ass TV to make up for it.
Sex...
It's only a TV, seriously, anyone who says they'd take the TV is either:
1. Underage
2. Insecure about themselvles
3. A sports lover (which is fair enough really...)
It's only a TV, seriously, anyone who says they'd take the TV is either:
1. Underage
2. Insecure about themselvles
3. A sports lover (which is fair enough really...)
Good!Well since you, in theory, become a man at 13, I am a man...
So yes, I would give up sex for 6 months today to receive a huge ass TV because I can't actually legally have sex for another 5
Kids your age shouldn't be having sex. Y'all should be outside playing kickball or playing PlayStation
EDIT: Chemically, Men aren't "men" until they turn 21.
TV, of course. Unless we're talking sex with some goddess. After two kids sex becomes a little less important.
Cause you know it may lead to another kid?TV, of course. Unless we're talking sex with some goddess. After two kids sex becomes a little less important.
Cause you know it may lead to another kid?
That might be one of the saddest (but true) and altogether greatest comments ever!