That might be one of the saddest (but true) and altogether greatest comments ever!
And this has to be among the most confusingly worded posts i've read today.
That might be one of the saddest (but true) and altogether greatest comments ever!
Gotta be some bad sex.
No one would give up good sex. =p
I *have* a Runco 50" plasma. Sadly, this has not helped me to get any sex... but I've spent many happy hours watching movies on it.Which 50" plasma?.... not all are created equal. If we are talking Fujitsu, Runco or Pioneer Elite you might have a deal. Anything else I would have to say no thanks.
Haven't you heard that it's a myth that all women have equal lubrication?
Besides, we dunno what sort of sex Abstract might be into.![]()
I knew that was the case. Cat 'tars. Llama weird thing. Tsk.Let me just say that not all species are sexually built the same way.
Sex...
It's only a TV, seriously, anyone who says they'd take the TV is either:
1. Underage
2. Insecure about themselvles
3. A sports lover (which is fair enough really...)
Three and a half words... Indoor slip 'n' slideNo sex? What am I supposed to do with all my lube?
Grats!, this year's your lucky year!I only have sex on the 29th of februari. Let the screens come ...![]()
Do they also have to give up -- ahem -- self service sex? I suspect the numbers of people taking the TV would decrease significantly in that case.
lol. Which one of you moderators made this a poll? I tried doing it when I made the post but it wouldn't let me.
Thanks for doing it, whoever did.![]()
I've made polls b4 but for some reason it wouldn't let me this time.You're welcome.
You should have been able to just click the tick box to make your thread a poll, and then it should have presented you with the poll options screen after you submitted your post. Not sure what happened in your case.
Who has time for sex with you have a 50" plasma TV![]()
Errr, some women might disagree with that. I go nuts if it's been more than 6 days - 6 weeks or months is unthinkable! Where do guys get the idea that women are inherently frigid?Well, that would be physically impossible for a man to completely go without in some form. There are biological reasons for this. Women, however, can go without it indefinitely. This would just be a matter of her willpower.