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I used to pee in my sink at college in the morning. It was 3 feet from the bed. In my defence, I washed it a lot.

And, before anyone asks, I did get out of bed first.
 
I like the smell of matches when you blow them out.

I enjoy my cat licking my toes at night

I pee in the shower

I drink out of the milk container rather than pouring in glass

I like the taste of scabs picked off my skin...

I like watching a cut bleed rather than bandaging it ( not a good thing when I am supposed to be the First Aid person)

I dont wear underwear when I am at home...
 
siurpeeman said:
i have a secret crush on this girl at work
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Let me ask you something... if you have a giant crush on this girl, why don't you do something about it. You only live once...

I saw a bumpersticker once that said, "life isn't a dress rehearsal. You only get one shot."

What's the worst that can happen? She says, "no". Then you tell her that you appreciate her being honest with you, and that you still wish to be friends...

Live life to its fullest!! Take chances!!
 
mgargan1 said:
Let me ask you something... if you have a giant crush on this girl, why don't you do something about it. You only live once...

I saw a bumpersticker once that said, "life isn't a dress rehearsal. You only get one shot."

What's the worst that can happen? She says, "no". Then you tell her that you appreciate her being honest with you, and that you still wish to be friends...

Live life to its fullest!! Take chances!!
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boyfriend
 
siurpeeman said:
boyfriend
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speedbump...


Listen, there's nothing wrong with grabbing a drink with someone. You're not going on a date with them... you're just asking if she'd like to take a load off, and enjoy a nice happy hour or something...

She's not married to the guy, so as of right now, it's just a speedbump. If she's in love with him, you'll find out... and then at least you've tried.
 
mgargan1 said:
Let me ask you something... if you have a giant crush on this girl, why don't you do something about it. You only live once...
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if he's anything like me, the fantasy/excitement with the girl you have a crush on is so much better when you think you still have a chance with her. hearing "no", "im already taken", and "stop starring through my window" kind of kill how you might feel for someone

to get back OT;

i pee in the shower
i lost my virginity when i was 11
im addicted to the computer
im bipolar
when i see the imac commercials on tv ("im a pc" "and im a mac"), i think "it" moves a little...
 
mgargan1 said:
Listen, there's nothing wrong with grabbing a drink with someone. You're not going on a date with them... you're just asking if she'd like to take a load off, and enjoy a nice happy hour or something...
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Yeah, I dunno that I'd like you asking my gal out for a drink with those intentions, but I guess you're right. We're not married.
 
mad jew said:
Yeah, I dunno that I'd like you asking my gal out for a drink with those intentions, but I guess you're right. We're not married.
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I'm not saying to hit on her... i'm just saying, put yourself in a position to win. You're not going to win by doing nothing, right? I mean, hitting on her makes you look like an ass... just talk to her like a friend, and see how she feels about this guy.

Just remember, if she does do something with you while she's still with him, just think about what she would do behind your back if you were together...
 
mgargan1 said:
I'm not saying to hit on her... i'm just saying, put yourself in a position to win. You're not going to win by doing nothing, right? I mean, hitting on her makes you look like an ass... just talk to her like a friend, and see how she feels about this guy.

Just remember, if she does do something with you while she's still with him, just think about what she would do behind your back if you were together...
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Yeah mate, I'm agreeing with you. I still think it'd feel a bit weird though.
 
Well this is a bit shameful.... I was busting to go to the toilet and i needed to go really bad and in london there aren't many public toilets around so i went into marks & spencer this old horrible chain of stores and thought to use their toilets - well they removed it in a bid to add extra floor space to the store. So i grabbed a crummy shirt and went into the changing room and took out a bag from my rucksack and pee'd into it. Well the only problem is that it burst and the whole floor was soaking wet and it was like a swimming pool. So i saw this woman busy so i drew the curtains to hide what i had done. So i basically ditched the shirts and walked fast to the exit. The woman draws the curtain and sees pee all over the floor and screams really loud - someone has peed all over our dressing room. Next week there was a sign saying: due to customer abuse our changing rooms are no longer in use. :D


macpanda :D
 
MacPanda said:
Well this is a bit shameful.... I was busting to go to the toilet and i needed to go really bad and in london there aren't many public toilets around so i went into marks & spencer this old horrible chain of stores and thought to use their toilets - well they removed it in a bid to add extra floor space to the store. So i grabbed a crummy shirt and went into the changing room and took out a bag from my rucksack and pee'd into it. Well the only problem is that it burst and the whole floor was soaking wet and it was like a swimming pool. So i saw this woman busy so i drew the curtains to hide what i had done. So i basically ditched the shirts and walked fast to the exit. The woman draws the curtain and sees pee all over the floor and screams really loud - someone has peed all over our dressing room. Next week there was a sign saying: due to customer abuse our changing rooms are no longer in use. :D


macpanda :D
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:eek:
We have a winner!!!!
 
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