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I like the smell of new Macs so much that I would no doubt wear it if there was a cologne.
When I was younger I drank the water from the air conditioner.
I don't like most people
I smell my toenails when I cut them
I share a bedroom with my 15 year old brother (I'm 22)
I boot to Windows to play Flight Simulator X
I used to be addicted to pot
I like Finnish black metal
I broke into my university and smashed projectors. Yeah I know I was a complete moron, but I was young and wasn't attending that school yet. Consequently, I met my girlfriend in the same room where the vandalism took place. That same night, we stole a colour laser printer, when we could have taken a SWEET cinema display. I am totally ashamed of what I did that night.
I check for Wii System updates daily
I check for software updates about 5x per day.
When I was young I got in trouble for running to the bathroom with my wang out.
I was circumcised... twice
When I worked at Best Buy, I would make sure to eat a big bowl of Raisin Bran the night before a morning shift, and I would let out the most nasty, putrid farts (silent) in front of customers. That's how much I hated them.
Oh yeah, I'm in love with Bjork.
When I was younger I drank the water from the air conditioner.
I don't like most people
I smell my toenails when I cut them
I share a bedroom with my 15 year old brother (I'm 22)
I boot to Windows to play Flight Simulator X
I used to be addicted to pot
I like Finnish black metal
I broke into my university and smashed projectors. Yeah I know I was a complete moron, but I was young and wasn't attending that school yet. Consequently, I met my girlfriend in the same room where the vandalism took place. That same night, we stole a colour laser printer, when we could have taken a SWEET cinema display. I am totally ashamed of what I did that night.
I check for Wii System updates daily
I check for software updates about 5x per day.
When I was young I got in trouble for running to the bathroom with my wang out.
I was circumcised... twice
When I worked at Best Buy, I would make sure to eat a big bowl of Raisin Bran the night before a morning shift, and I would let out the most nasty, putrid farts (silent) in front of customers. That's how much I hated them.
Oh yeah, I'm in love with Bjork.
Well this is a bit shameful.... I was busting to go to the toilet and i needed to go really bad and in london there aren't many public toilets around so i went into marks & spencer this old horrible chain of stores and thought to use their toilets - well they removed it in a bid to add extra floor space to the store. So i grabbed a crummy shirt and went into the changing room and took out a bag from my rucksack and pee'd into it. Well the only problem is that it burst and the whole floor was soaking wet and it was like a swimming pool. So i saw this woman busy so i drew the curtains to hide what i had done. So i basically ditched the shirts and walked fast to the exit. The woman draws the curtain and sees pee all over the floor and screams really loud - someone has peed all over our dressing room. Next week there was a sign saying: due to customer abuse our changing rooms are no longer in use.
macpanda
My God this is hilarious
Especially the last bit!
I frequently masterdebate
As a matter of fact, in public with lots of people watching
I am really a masterdebater
Thanks to jsw for the pun (FWIW, I have the same debate coach he did in high school!)
@jsw, by the way, Mr. Springer says hi...
As a matter of fact, in public with lots of people watching
I am really a masterdebater
Thanks to jsw for the pun (FWIW, I have the same debate coach he did in high school!)
@jsw, by the way, Mr. Springer says hi...
Not much I can add to either of those...
My shafefull secrets...there are a few with most not really being appropriate for public consumption. But hey, I have never peed in a changing room, s*at in a plastic bag, being caught doing the nasty by the parent of the person I am doing it too, or a lot of the other stuff mentioned here -- but that doesn't mean I don't have secrets...so here is one...
Although I am getting close to 40 I am as easily aroused as a virgin teenager -- which makes catching crowded trains in Tokyo that bit more problematic...
After reading most of these posts, I almost feel normal in the "abnormal" kinda way
You heard it here first, I'm gonna marry Lacey Mosley from Flyleaf
You heard it here first, I'm gonna marry Lacey Mosley from Flyleaf
I admit I am entertaining thoughts of making a "Hackintosh" because I am so sick of waiting for a Core 2 Duo Mac Mini
another shameful secret
My boss wouldn't let me go to the toilet as the managing director was having a visit to the toys r us store - so i was busting to go so i did it in the warehouse into a box - well when the managing director went into the warehouse - he say the box all soggy so when he came to move - his shoes and trousers got flooded - serves them right
My boss wouldn't let me go to the toilet as the managing director was having a visit to the toys r us store - so i was busting to go so i did it in the warehouse into a box - well when the managing director went into the warehouse - he say the box all soggy so when he came to move - his shoes and trousers got flooded - serves them right
My parents came to visit and they wanted to buy something from Wally World. Well turns out that Wally World only had 1 stall and 2 urinals. Both my dad and I had to use the stall but I let him go first. He was taking a while and I couldn't hold it anymore so I went in the urinal...a guy walks in and says "That's not how you do it" Haha...since then I've probably crapped in urinals about 3 times.