Share your shameful secrets

[Abstract]

Sometimes, I post naked.

Ok, I do this often.

 

[Grey Beard]

Keep it in the closet

For a very brief period of time I thought that I may have been a closet hetrosexual.

KGB

 

[Bobdude161]

hmmm lemme see here...

-I s*** all over my legs while in the woods at the age of 9 because I didn't squat enough

-I stole all the little pencils from the pews at church and stuffed them in my socks and pockets around 6. woot!

-Accidentally opened an unlocked port-o-potty on some fat lady at 12. She slammed the door back closed and started crying.

-Nowadays, i s*** myself while stealing little pencils from fat lady's who are in unlocked port-o-potties.

oh, how history repeats itself.

 

[MACDRIVE]

I tried on my Mom's panty hose when I was 12 and became so exited that I got a raging (sensored).

 

[MrSmith]

(sensored)

Boner?

 

[MACDRIVE]

Boner?

Lets just say my "hydraulic actuator" became fully extended.

 

[Abstract]

^^Dude, it's your mom........and her pantyhose!

I can just imagine a little 12 year old with huge wrists trying to pull panty-hose on his hairy legs.


*puke*

 

[MACDRIVE]

^
Well I didn't have any sisters to try their's on.

 

[mariahlullaby]

I absolutely love Mariah Carey.

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Me too. But that wasn't really a secret, now was it?

I eat peanut butter from the jar.

 

[MrSmith]

^^Dude, it's your mom........and her pantyhose!

I can just imagine a little 12 year old with huge wrists trying to pull panty-hose on his hairy legs.


*puke*

Father's Ys would have been marginally worse, no?

 

[spicyapple]

At 6, I took my mum's most cherished pair of sewing scissors and used them to cut her pins and needles when she wasn't home.

I sometimes post naked too, and when I'm just browsing, I might have pleasured myself with my other hand.

 

[mcarnes]

I just spent $57 on ebay for a used Conan The Barbarian soundtrack CD. Hey, it's out of print!

Anvil of Crom. Boom boom boom boom... Hell yeah.

 

[MrSmith]

This page would have been the last time, I expect, eh, spicyapple?

And I don't mean the noob pic

 

[MACDRIVE]

^^Dude, it's your mom........and her pantyhose!

I can just imagine a little 12 year old with huge wrists trying to pull panty-hose on his hairy legs.

I suppose I shouldn't mention what I use to do with my Mom's pillow with the satin pillow case.

 

[MrSmith]

I was a church choirboy. Cassock, surplice and angelic looks. Now I'm a fat, bald(ish), bastard.

 

[MACDRIVE]

I was a church choirboy.

I'm sorry to hear that. Those Catholic priests can be quite ruthless I hear.

 

[MrSmith]

I'm sorry to hear that. Those Catholic priests can be quite ruthless I hear.

Luckily I was C of E. In my case the vicar ran off with an adult female parishioner so everything was OK

 

[MACDRIVE]

I tried on my Mom's pantyhose when I was 12 and became so exited that I got a raging (sensored).

Latter on my Mom found the same pair of pantyhose hidden away with a hole cut in the front.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Well I didn't have any sisters to try their's on.

Because that wouldn't be weird or anything, would it?

 

[mgargan1]

I shared mine in this thread from last year...
https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/155636/

It has something to do with my mom and shaving...

 

[jelloshotsrule]

when i was around 5 years old, i got up on the desk, and peed on my older brother's arm because he wouldn't let me use the computer. i guess no surprise that i ended up here...

 

[skunk]

You bastard! You know how hard it is to clean urine off your keyboard.

 

[mad jew]

Yeah, just ask any MacBook owner...

 

[SkyBell]

I like the smell of sulfur
I think I'm too fat.
I pick my nose sometimes.
I once told a teacher to f*** off.
I think Windows 98 is the BEST.
I've never kissed a guy. (hint hint)
I've never used Mac OS X

 

[Stampyhead]

I think vniow's belly button/Apple logo avatar pic is hot.