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Shaving for teens! *dun dun dun...*

jsw said:
Not sure I've ever heard that sentiment before. Maybe about what's above them, but not them. Fascinating, huh? You must be truly blessed to see beauty in such things. ;)
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"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." -- Dr Evil.
 
jsw said:
Not sure I've ever heard that sentiment before. Maybe about what's above them, but not them. Fascinating, huh? You must be truly blessed to see beauty in such things. ;)
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...says a man, who like many men before him has been fascinated with breasts his entire life.

As for day 3 of the bald wonder-zone.... nothing unconfortable or bad. The first day or two are just odd to get used to. Paul shouldn't be running his mouth telling us how awful it is. He must have used an electric.
 
Since it appears decorum has been thrown out a long time ago... My advice is directed to women. Please shave/trim. Its not necessarily a look thing, I just hate coughing up furballs :eek:
 
MacFan26 said:
haha, that reminded me of Amélie. Has anyone seen that movie? I thought of the line: "Furr pie doesn't sell." :eek:
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Saw it, don't remember the line. More context?
 
FredAkbar said:
Seriously? When did he say that? I don't remember that.
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It was in the first movie. I believe it was when Dr. Evil and his son are attending the support group for fathers and sons who don't communicate.

Dr. Evil said:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Yes! Amélie is awesome!

MacFan26 said:
haha, that reminded me of Amélie. Has anyone seen that movie? I thought of the line: "Furr pie doesn't sell." :eek:
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Narrateur : "Le temps n'a rien changé. Amélie continue à se réfugier dans la solitude. Elle prend plaisir à se poser des questions idiotes sur le monde ou sur la ville qui s'étend là sous ses yeux. Combien de personnes par exemple sont-elles en train de faire une orgasme à cet instant précis ?"
Amélie : "Quinze !"

Hehe, hope one recognizes that quote. :) God I love that movie.

Back to the subject, I shave when I want to or when I need to, whichever applies. Shrug, it varies by people.
 
Sneeper said:
It was in the first movie. I believe it was when Dr. Evil and his son are attending the support group for fathers and sons who don't communicate.
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Thanks...ya know what? Maybe I've never actually seen the entire movie (on video). I've only seen it on TV, and maybe that's one of the parts they cut out to make it fit in the allotted time slot, 'cause I don't remember that scene at all.
 
FredAkbar said:
Thanks...ya know what? Maybe I've never actually seen the entire movie (on video). I've only seen it on TV, and maybe that's one of the parts they cut out to make it fit in the allotted time slot, 'cause I don't remember that scene at all.
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It's available here (the full quote).
 
Neserk said:
Saw it, don't remember the line. More context?
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It was when she calls the number to return the notebook of pictures and calls the Porno Palace.
Amelie: I'm calling about the ad
Guy: Are you over 18?
Amelie: Oui
Guy: shaved?
Amelie: what??
Guy: yeah, fur pie doesn't sell
(that's probably not exact, but what I can remember)

MacCoaster said:
Hehe, hope one recognizes that quote.
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I do! :D
 
MacFan26 said:
haha, that reminded me of Amélie. Has anyone seen that movie? I thought of the line: "Furr pie doesn't sell." :eek:
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Actually, I tend to think of Curb Your Enthusiasm. The episode where Larry David gets a hair stuck in the back of his throat...been there :D
 
I know, thread resurrecting...

haha, just imagine what I was searching for to find this! :eek:

Anyway, what does everyone think about men plucking their eyebrows? Some people do it and it looks scary, like they are fake, or one hair thin, I just don't like that. Turn off turn on? girls?
 
I'm not a fan of uni-brows. So if some tweezing is done, I'm all for it. That said, plenty of women and men over-tweeze/pluck. :pukey smilie:
 
monobrow plucking is fine and should be encouraged, but the rest i'd only do if it were overly thick. and even then i'd get a pro/my sister to do it for me.
 
:eek: Good grief this is the funniest thread I've read in a LONG time! :D

Plucking eyebrows on guys - YES but only IF they're very bushy or monobrow-esque!

As for the rest of the thread (yes I read it ALL! :D) it's the best thing ever - this should be in the next demi-awards! Shaving front - it's been covered - as they say it takes two to tango (and yes girls enjoy a neat guy as much as guys enjoy a neat girl) :p

Uber

EDIT: What a resurrection! I can't think how you found this thread.
EDIT2: There must be so many little gems of threads like this - somebody should start a directory!
 
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