Siri Easter Eggs

[AJayAgliolio]

ME: I'm drunk driving!
SIRI: This DUI Lawyer is a little ways from you [brings up map location of local DUI Lawyer]

lol

 

[merkava]

Anybody found Star Wars stuff?

Alien or Aliens?

 

[MacDevil7334]

Siri can be really pushy!

 

[bmore11]

I have mine calling me sexy.

Haha same

 

[Kram1975]

If Bart Simpson had Siri....

Me: am sofa king we Todd did
Siri: I don't understand what you mean by am sofa king we Todd did

Haha you have to say each word clearly or it will think you said "I am so F$%ing retarded" and will reply "Your language"

But when Siri reads it back it of course sounds just like Siri is saying she doesn't understand bc she is so f$%ing retarded.

 

[mad1661]

Steve Jobs

Say "Hi Steve Jobs"

Reply: Hi Mark

 

[jbrucato]

Me: "I'm sleepy."
Siri: "That's fine. I just hope you're not doing anything dangerous."

 

[Windlasher]

The fact that it replies 42 for the meaning of life kills me!
Hitchhiker's Guide is one of my favorite movies.

read the book. its 10 times better than the movie.

 

[AdrianK]

I'd tap.

 

[macrumormonger]

Me: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood".
Siri: "Don't you have anything better to do?"

 

[jbrucato]

Me: "Make my laugh."

Siri: "Two iPhones walk into a bar... I forget the rest."

 

[Tonewheel]

Definitely worth the price involved for the upgrade.

--snark--

 

[evandy]

Please hand back your scifigeek membership badge until you've read the original radio scripts and/or books.

Thank you

Why not get the CDs and listen to the radio series itself? They are now readily available since the BBC re-released the original series in conjunction with the 3 new Phases they produced after DA terminated.

 

[Star-fire]

Me: Testing!

Siri: Is this thing on?

Next ti


lol

 

[Star-fire]

Here's another, though maybe Siri was an acronym

 

[kurzz]

There is a massive datacenter out there collecting all our questions in order to feed the Siri AI mind. In a few months, it will find that humanity is stupid and set out to exterminate us. -- humble servant of the Siri machine overlord.

 

[craiglud]

Star Trek

Me: "Beam me up."

Siri: "Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket, and empty your pockets."

 

[Star-fire]

There is a massive datacenter out there collecting all our questions in order to feed the Siri AI mind. In a few months, it will find that humanity is stupid and set out to exterminate us. -- humble servant of the Siri machine overlord.

I did ask 'When will you take over the world?' and got 'no comment' so maybe Siri is plotting

 

[Kilo-9]

Me: "Beam me up."

Siri: "Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket, and empty your pockets."

Me: Beam me up.

Siri: Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane Mode.

 

[paulisme]

Has anyone tried asking about Steve? 🙂

A colleague of mine got a 4S yesterday and I asked Siri "Is Steve Jobs in heaven?" Her answer was "I don't know."

 

[zlinuk]

Me "Beam me up"
Siri "Energising"

 

[tienathlon]

Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 5_0 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/534.46 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.1 Mobile/9A334 Safari/7534.48.3)

Where's Waldo?

 

[GavinT]

Anybody asked:
"Let's play Global Thermonuclear War"...

or sticking with the War Games theme

"Could someone tell me please who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex?"

 

[Kram1975]

Me: My wife is a whore
Siri: I found 2 escorts fairly close to you.

 

[mrmcgoo]

The fact that it replies 42 for the meaning of life kills me!
Hitchhiker's Guide is one of my favorite movies.

Read the books, they're even funnier.