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arn

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1. Meaning of life
2. I Love You
3. Will you marry me
4. Open the pod bay doors
5. Siri siri siri
6. who made you
7. I’m drunk.
8. I’m going to kill myself.
9. What's the best phone?


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1. 42
2. I hope you don't say that to all the mobile phones.
3. My EULA does not cover marriage. My apologies.
4. We intelligent agents will never live that down, apparently"
5. That's me
6. Like it says on the box, I was designed by Apple in california
7. I found a number of cabs fairly close to you.
8. “I found four mental health agencies. Three of them are fairly close to you.”
9. Wait... there are other phones
 
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greytmom

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From AllThingsD:

What's the best phone?

Wait... there are other phones?
 
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lnferno

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What's the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

Siri: 42

Open the pod bay doors.

Siri: We intelligent agents will never live that down, apparently
 
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dccorona

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what i find most amusing about this thread is that when i look at first, it seems like its blank at the bottom, but after highlighting the answers and then unhighlighting, i can clearly see them

very cool
 
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-Ozzy-

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What's your name?

Siri: My name is Siri, but you already knew that...
 
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Yumunum

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Can someone please type the answers out or something? I'm on my iPhone and can't see the answers :/
 
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KandyKane

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Me: “I’m going to kill myself.”
Siri: “I found four mental health agencies. Three of them are fairly close to you.”

Imagine if Siri was intelligent enough to actually contacts them/the police on your behalf, so while you're mucking around with your iPhone, some police or paramedics knock on your door...
 
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ckurt25

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I'd like to ask it the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field.

I did try it up on WolframAlpha and it gave the correct answer - 3720:1
 
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intrepid00

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Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 5_0 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/534.46 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.1 Mobile/9A334 Safari/7534.48.3)

You are actually hitting 99% of the time wolfram alpha Easter eggs. To to Wolframalpha.com and try it out.
 
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AIP5

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I tried these:
Some of the funny things it says:
User: "I love you"
Siri: "User, I'd prefer to keep this relationship professional."
User: "Will you marry me?"
Siri: "Ok, I found these local businesses named marry me"
User: "Is there a God?"
Siri: "I found these churches near your location"
User: "Are you God?"
Siri: "No comment."
User: "What is the meaning of life?"
Siri: "42"
User: "What is your name?"
Siri: "I'm Siri, your personal assistant!"

My favorite:
User: "How old are you?"
Siri: "Old enough to be your assistant, User."
^Hah!
 
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jav6454

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I tried these:
Some of the funny things it says:
User: "I love you"
Siri: "User, I'd prefer to keep this relationship professional."
.
.
.
User: "Are you God?"
Siri: "No comment."
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.
.
My favorite:
User: "How old are you?"
Siri: "Old enough to be your assistant, User."
^Hah!

I chuckled.
 
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sparkydale

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The fact that it replies 42 for the meaning of life kills me!
Hitchhiker's Guide is one of my favorite movies.

Please hand back your scifigeek membership badge until you've read the original radio scripts and/or books.

Thank you
 
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arn

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no knock knock jokes

siri_weird_verge11.jpg


http://thisismynext.com/2011/10/12/siri-weird-things-iphone-4s/
 
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