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Has anyone asked Siri "Surely you can't be serious"? I'm curious to see how she responds.

It took several times asking.... here are the responses I got:


I'm always serious, [User].

I'm serious.


Yes. I'm not allowed to be frivolous.

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

*** WIN ****

Unfortunately.....

User: Siri, read me reminders.

Siri: You only have one reminder.

User: Delete it.

Siri: I am not allowed to delete reminders.

User: Mark it completed.

Siri: I found several markets, some quite close by....

*FAILURE*
 
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Siri said my name :eek: I have an Asian name so I figured it wouldn't bother but it actually did a pretty decent job with the pronunciation :p

I'm using Siri for so many dumb little things, it's a lot of fun. My brother got a 4S over the weekend too and we've been having conversations via iMessage using nothing but Siri. It's a little hit or miss, but the stream so far is hilarious :D
 
"Wikipedia <Search Term>"

Takes you directly to mobile wikipedia

Or

"Wikipedia"

Siri: "What would you like me to search for?"

"<Search Term>"

Takes you directly to mobile wikipedia
 
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Try asking her some recent news issues?

Since Siri is actually a cloud service, I suppose Apple people would add new answers to new questions from time to time?
 
Try asking her some recent news issues?

Since Siri is actually a cloud service, I suppose Apple people would add new answers to new questions from time to time?

This would have been great but unfortunately it just offers to search the web for news.
 
Not really an easter egg, but still funny as hell since I am in fact a homosexual. :D :p
 

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So I found a few I hadn't seen before that I wanted to add. Not interested in reading all these pages to see if they've already been posted, so my apologies in advance if they are...

SING DAISY

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do...

WHO'S YOUR DADDY

You are. Can we get back to work now?

HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME

I'm not allowed to divulge that information, [name].
 
So I found a few I hadn't seen before that I wanted to add. Not interested in reading all these pages to see if they've already been posted, so my apologies in advance if they are...

that's a shame. if you had, you'd not only see that, indeed, they have already been posted numerous times, but you'd discover much much cooler ones too.
 
that's a shame. if you had, you'd not only see that, indeed, they have already been posted numerous times, but you'd discover much much cooler ones too.

I agree surely the point is to read the thread and discover what you can do??

I want to unsubscribe but I hold up some hope of something new being posted rather than "I'm not reading the whole thread"
 
I agree surely the point is to read the thread and discover what you can do??

I want to unsubscribe but I hold up some hope of something new being posted rather than "I'm not reading the whole thread"
+1
i unsubscribed several pages ago. too many spam lolwut screenshots of junk Siri misunderstood. not funny, not easter eggs.
 
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thesiren said:
I agree surely the point is to read the thread and discover what you can do??

I want to unsubscribe but I hold up some hope of something new being posted rather than "I'm not reading the whole thread"
+1
i unsubscribed several pages ago. too many spam lolwut screenshots of junk Siri misunderstood. not funny, not easter eggs.

As did I. I wish a moderator would just close this thread since nothing new will be coming out of it soon. Just a waste to read the same stuff every page now.
 
that's a shame. if you had, you'd not only see that, indeed, they have already been posted numerous times, but you'd discover much much cooler ones too.

damn, i thought i was being so clever telling her to sing daisy (a space odyssey reference, for those not in the know) and i was shocked and deeply satisfied when she actually did... only to find later that if you tell her to sing at all she sings daisy, and so of course this would be uncovered long ago... *sigh*

i still disagree that any of her responses are cooler than that one.

and sorry to have wasted your time. i think it's time to unsubscribe.
 
Talking with Siri

This was my conversation with Siri today, after she was offline for a while: (Siri in parentheses)

Siri, I'm so happy you are back.
(That's nice to hear, Judy.)
Siri, you are awesome…
(WOW! Really?!)
Yes. really, you are awesome.
(Was it something I said?)
Yes you always say good things. Siri, you are very smart.
(I'm not just a pretty face.)

This "conversation" may not be genuinely interactive, but snaps to Apple for making it seem so. I'm using the Golden Rule with Siri, so that when she does go live, we'll have a good relationship already.
 
I don't think these have been posted yet.

Say to Siri:

1. Guess what?

2. Have a nice day!

She has some pretty good responses.
 
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