Yeah, I know what you said. I also know you pulled your info out of your rear. Again, cite your proof that they are "really friggin clear". You can't, because they aren't. I get that you don't have the vision to appreciate the rather large amount of attenuation and blurring caused by your favorite screen protector, but that's an anecdote, not evidence. Most people can easily tell the difference.
By my own eyes I can see the screen protector I use is exceptionally clear with no discernible degradation of colors or clarity. You have no evidence they are not.