So an Apple Watch Edition walks into a bar...

[sterl320]

Describe the person wearing it.

 

[kingofwale]

Describe the person wearing it.

...gets stolen, but was able to send out (elevated) heart-beats during the fight.

 

[JayLenochiniMac]

And leaves because all his nouveau riche friends are at the pool party in the the 57th floor suite of a hotel.

 

[Piggie]

News reports just in.....

Earlier today a hooded man holding a knife demanded Edition watch owner gave them their Apple watch, which they did in fear of their life.

Police are appealing for anyone who may have any information.

 

[Sharkey311]

Hyperbole abounds when Edition gets discussed. They'll be everywhere in NYC and So. California. Celebrities, Artists, Athletes, CEO's, Wall Street. Edition will be a hit with the 1%

 

[stu.h]

It will be one of the aftermarket gold plated ones.

In answer to your original question;

A CHAV wearing burberry all over and rocking a BlackBerry 9220 device.

 

[ninethirty]

No it won't.

Hyperbole abounds when Edition gets discussed. They'll be everywhere in NYC and So. California. Celebrities, Artists, Athletes, CEO's, Wall Street. Edition will be a hit with the 1%

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This is who it's going to be a hit with.

In answer to your original question;

A CHAV wearing burberry all over and rocking a BlackBerry 9220 device.

 

[chris975d]

Hyperbole abounds when Edition gets discussed. They'll be everywhere in NYC and So. California. Celebrities, Artists, Athletes, CEO's, Wall Street. Edition will be a hit with the 1%

Ummm...just, no. Not even close.

 

[Knowimagination]

... and no one notices because in the low bar lighting it looks just like the SS at a glance.

 

[cmChimera]

Describe the person wearing it.

Another human being.

 

[Sharkey311]

Ummm...just, no. Not even close.

We shall see.

 

[chris975d]

We shall see.

Want to bet an Apple Edition watch on it?

 

[sterl320]

Guys.

None of these are funny.

 

[chris975d]

Guys.



None of these are funny.

I think the point is that the entire concept of the Edition watch is funny.

 

[sterl320]

I think the point is that the entire concept of the Edition watch is funny.

...That wasn't even funny.

 

[dannyyankou]

He wouldn't be there because he would be at a high class restaurant ordering fine wine.

 

[chris975d]

...That wasn't even funny.

I know. The whole idea of the Edition is kinda sad, really. We are just trying to make a sad situation humorous. That's all.

 

[Sharkey311]

Want to bet an Apple Edition watch on it?

Nope, but I know wealthy people love Apple products. They will buy the Edition.

 

[chris975d]

Nope, but I know wealthy people love Apple products. They will buy the Edition.

If you're so sure, that should be an easy bet to take.

 

[sterl320]

I know. The whole idea of the Edition is kinda sad, really. We are just trying to make a sad situation humorous. That's all.

But that's the thing. Its not humorous lol. No one has said anything humorous yet lol.

Can the uppity people on MacRumors form a decent joke? I provided a classic opening.

 

[fitshaced]

He's wearing a rain coat with many other watches pinned to the inside of it.

 

[chris975d]

But that's the thing. Its not humorous lol. No one has said anything humorous yet lol.



Can the uppity people on MacRumors form a decent joke? I provided a classic opening.

A good joke requires good subject matter to start with. And, well...Apple Edition watch...nuff said.

 

[lewisd25]

But that's the thing. Its not humorous lol. No one has said anything humorous yet lol.

Can the uppity people on MacRumors form a decent joke? I provided a classic opening.

I don't see how making fun of others is funny.

 

[sterl320]

I don't see how making fun of others is funny.

Then you have never heard of a roast, my friend.

 

[lewisd25]

Then you have never heard of a roast, my friend.

Roasting a celebrity is one thing, but making fun of people for liking a particular watch style is simply bad taste.