So an Apple Watch Edition walks into a bar...

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  1. sterl320 macrumors 6502

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    ...gets stolen, but was able to send out (elevated) heart-beats during the fight.
     
  3. JayLenochiniMac macrumors G5

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    And leaves because all his nouveau riche friends are at the pool party in the the 57th floor suite of a hotel.
     
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    News reports just in.....

    Earlier today a hooded man holding a knife demanded Edition watch owner gave them their Apple watch, which they did in fear of their life.

    Police are appealing for anyone who may have any information.
     
  5. Sharkey311 Suspended

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    Hyperbole abounds when Edition gets discussed. They'll be everywhere in NYC and So. California. Celebrities, Artists, Athletes, CEO's, Wall Street. Edition will be a hit with the 1%
     
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    It will be one of the aftermarket gold plated ones.

    In answer to your original question;

    A CHAV wearing burberry all over and rocking a BlackBerry 9220 device.
     
  7. ninethirty macrumors 6502a

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    No it won't.



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    This is who it's going to be a hit with.

     
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    Ummm...just, no. Not even close.
     
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    ... and no one notices because in the low bar lighting it looks just like the SS at a glance.
     
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    Another human being.
     
  11. Sharkey311 Suspended

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    We shall see.
     
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    Want to bet an Apple Edition watch on it? ;)
     
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    I think the point is that the entire concept of the Edition watch is funny.
     
  15. sterl320 thread starter macrumors 6502

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    ...That wasn't even funny.
     
  16. dannyyankou macrumors 603

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    He wouldn't be there because he would be at a high class restaurant ordering fine wine.
     
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    I know. The whole idea of the Edition is kinda sad, really. We are just trying to make a sad situation humorous. That's all.
     
  18. Sharkey311 Suspended

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    Nope, but I know wealthy people love Apple products. They will buy the Edition.
     
  19. chris975d macrumors 68000

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    If you're so sure, that should be an easy bet to take. ;)
     
  20. sterl320 thread starter macrumors 6502

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    But that's the thing. Its not humorous lol. No one has said anything humorous yet lol.

    Can the uppity people on MacRumors form a decent joke? I provided a classic opening.
     
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    He's wearing a rain coat with many other watches pinned to the inside of it.
     
  22. chris975d macrumors 68000

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    A good joke requires good subject matter to start with. And, well...Apple Edition watch...nuff said.
     
  23. lewisd25 macrumors 6502a

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    I don't see how making fun of others is funny.
     
  24. sterl320 thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Then you have never heard of a roast, my friend.
     
  25. lewisd25 macrumors 6502a

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    Roasting a celebrity is one thing, but making fun of people for liking a particular watch style is simply bad taste.
     

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