So, I walked in on my flatmate's girlfriend having a bath..

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  1. kolax macrumors G3

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    I was pretty hungover.. it was 10am and I had woken up needing the toilet. Needles to say, I had checked that no one was around as I walked to the toilet in my boxers with how can I say it lightly.. morning glory. Being rough and just wanting to pee and get back to bed, I just didn't really care.

    So, unknown to me, my flatmate's girlfriend was in the bath. The bathroom door doesn't have the best lock in the world.. it's a snip one and you have to pull the door in a little bit to get it to slide all the way across.

    I stumble up to the door in my boxers with an erection and pull the door open, and walked inside to see my flatmate's bird in the bath. I'm sure for a split second.. she thought I was going to rape her or something! She screamed, I panicked and just kind of stood there, and next thing my flatmate is coming out of his room wondering what on earth I'm doing!

    Rather embarrassing moment to start the day to day, and there's still a feeling of awkwardness!
     
  2. bigjnyc macrumors 601

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    LMAAAOOOOOO!!!!!!! wow that must have been extremely awkward. awesome story thanks for the laugh.
     
  3. leekohler macrumors G5

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    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    Thanks! I needed that today! :)

    Oh- did you ever get to pee? ;)
     
  4. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    Pics or it didn't happen!;)

    It sounds like it is a good time to replace the lock on the bathroom door.
     
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    As soon as I read the subject line, this was my first question. :)
     
  7. eawmp1 macrumors 601

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    1) This will continue to be awkward, or
    2) This will be the beginning of a thresome
     
  8. Melrose Suspended

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    This single question can qualify the story.
     
  9. kolax thread starter macrumors G3

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    Yeah she's hot. Saw her boobs.. but she was quick to cover, otherwise I could have taken a decent mental photo, maybe with me giving the thumbs up and all.

    I ended up just peeing out my bedroom window..
     
  10. MacDawg macrumors P6

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    And thus begins another story
     
  11. kolax thread starter macrumors G3

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    My window is onto the backyard. If there had been a northern wind, then it wouldn't have been possible.
     
  12. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Holy ****, a little after 10 this morning, I was on my way to work and some wanker peed on me from a window. :eek:
     
  13. Schtumple macrumors 601

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    Mate I feel for you, in halls last year, a girl from my flat used my shower and a little while later I tried to go in forgetting she was still in there, was kinda awkward after that :p
     
  14. leekohler macrumors G5

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    You peed on rdowns! :) That story is better than the original one! :D
     
  15. MattSepeta macrumors 65816

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    classic

    I was thinking Meh, it could happen to anyone...

    Then you peed out your window.

    AWESOME.

    :D
     
  16. Surely Guest

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    Since you saw her boobies, you have to show her your pee-pee.

    Then the awkwardness will be all gone.....



    rdowns.... into golden showers?:D:D
     
  17. leekohler macrumors G5

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    He had morning wood. I think she got a pretty good idea. :)
     
  18. Melrose Suspended

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    I thought it was physically impossible to take a leak with a hard on?


    Surely "pee-pee"...? :rolleyes: I'm beginning to think you're like 7 years old...
     
  19. leekohler macrumors G5

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    You've never woken up with morning wood and had to pee? Seriously?
     
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  21. Surely Guest

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    Ever watch Friends? That was the solution proposed to Rachel when Chandler saw her naked in the shower.....


    Sorry it took a few minutes for my response, I was taking a drink of my appajoos from my sippy cup.
     
  22. kolax thread starter macrumors G3

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    Nope, just not recommended. Doing a number two with a boner is impossible, unless you bring an umbrella.
     
  23. Melrose Suspended

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    I thought you were peeing out the window *phew*
     
  24. Surely Guest

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    No peeing out the window for me....I've got screens on them..... and I've got 2 bathrooms......

    Unless..... rdowns, you planning on visiting LA anytime soon?:D
     

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