So, I walked in on my flatmate's girlfriend having a bath..

kolax

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I was pretty hungover.. it was 10am and I had woken up needing the toilet. Needles to say, I had checked that no one was around as I walked to the toilet in my boxers with how can I say it lightly.. morning glory. Being rough and just wanting to pee and get back to bed, I just didn't really care.

So, unknown to me, my flatmate's girlfriend was in the bath. The bathroom door doesn't have the best lock in the world.. it's a snip one and you have to pull the door in a little bit to get it to slide all the way across.

I stumble up to the door in my boxers with an erection and pull the door open, and walked inside to see my flatmate's bird in the bath. I'm sure for a split second.. she thought I was going to rape her or something! She screamed, I panicked and just kind of stood there, and next thing my flatmate is coming out of his room wondering what on earth I'm doing!

Rather embarrassing moment to start the day to day, and there's still a feeling of awkwardness!
 

bigjnyc

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LMAAAOOOOOO!!!!!!! wow that must have been extremely awkward. awesome story thanks for the laugh.
 

eawmp1

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FL
1) This will continue to be awkward, or
2) This will be the beginning of a thresome
 

kolax

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Yeah she's hot. Saw her boobs.. but she was quick to cover, otherwise I could have taken a decent mental photo, maybe with me giving the thumbs up and all.

I ended up just peeing out my bedroom window..
 

rdowns

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Holy ****, a little after 10 this morning, I was on my way to work and some wanker peed on me from a window. :eek:
 

Schtumple

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Mate I feel for you, in halls last year, a girl from my flat used my shower and a little while later I tried to go in forgetting she was still in there, was kinda awkward after that :p
 

Melrose

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I thought it was physically impossible to take a leak with a hard on?


Surely "pee-pee"...? :rolleyes: I'm beginning to think you're like 7 years old...
 

Surely

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I thought it was physically impossible to take a leak with a hard on?


Surely "pee-pee"...? :rolleyes: I'm beginning to think you're like 7 years old...
Ever watch Friends? That was the solution proposed to Rachel when Chandler saw her naked in the shower.....


Sorry it took a few minutes for my response, I was taking a drink of my appajoos from my sippy cup.