No, but it is impossible to pee for a few minutes after shooting your wad or busting your nuts or getting your rocks off or <your euphemism here>.
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So, I walked in on my flatmate's girlfriend having a bath..
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No, but it is impossible to pee for a few minutes after shooting your wad or busting your nuts or getting your rocks off or <your euphemism here>.
Pics or it didn't happen!
It sounds like it is a good time to replace the lock on the bathroom door.
Or to install a camera.
There's a hover/squat maneuver that must be mastered to pull it off. I keep warning my wife that one day I'm gonna say F it and install a urinal.
By the way, this thread is awesome!
If I were you, I would go see a priest for confession this Saturday. This is not something you want hanging over your head when it comes time to enter heaven.
I hope you aplogized to both her and your roommate as well.
I hope you aplogized to both her and your roommate as well.
...tossing your cookies? Or is that something else entirely?
So- you push the thing down and go.
When things are in that way it can't really be *pushed* anywhere.. know what I mean?
It's not too often threads like this come along. I hope it stays open a bit so we can have some fun
OMG that would hurt!!
So- you push the thing down and go.
You also have to bend your knees and push out your butt...... kind of like a mid-squat.
So- you push the thing down and go.
From what I understand, as you get older, these kinds of problems sort of limp away
A friend told me
Well, it was a friend of a friend
Whaaat?
^^^^ No, you're thinking of "and do a pelvic thrust...".
There's usually a lot of starting and stopping involved.
/This thread IS hilarious, and is keeping me from going out!
Exactly. It can certainly be done.
There's usually a lot of starting and stopping involved.
/This thread IS hilarious, and is keeping me from going out!
Sitting down and doing the "push down" is always an option but I get extremely freaked out if anything touches inside the bowl so I usually opt for the "place hand on wall and angle body as close to 90 degrees as possible" method.
Tnx for making my day!
Needed a laugh.
Problem with having a mornin' woody, is that it's hard to get rid of. Especially is you walk in on a hot girl in bath.
Woody seemingly evolves into real stiffy. And then the boyfriend of the girl enters.
And somehow.... then... the woddy/stiffy will disappear. After it's too late.
One of those cruel things of nature...
Needed a laugh.
Problem with having a mornin' woody, is that it's hard to get rid of. Especially is you walk in on a hot girl in bath.
Woody seemingly evolves into real stiffy. And then the boyfriend of the girl enters.
And somehow.... then... the woddy/stiffy will disappear. After it's too late.
One of those cruel things of nature...
From the sounds of it, the OP is not like you. Thankfully, this applies to most people.
And regarding the apologies, I suspect they were literally tumbling out of his mouth
However, at least a lot of people had a lot of laughs from this situation. Thanks for the post OP 
ROFLMAO... that is the true question!
Yup that is what I do. Kind of awkward when you are a little hung over and you are leaning to the side while on your head..... but it works, for the most part.
She's probably had her ego shot now that she's discovered that the b/f's everyday Morning Glory isn't for her, but for the loo.
Sorta like learning there's no Santa Claus, I suppose.
Sorta like learning there's no Santa Claus, I suppose.
Men are funny (weird funny I mean).
Hey, who let the girl in the thread?
I thought we locked the door
Wait... so did the girl in the bathtub