Hahahahahahaha. This had me laughing out loud in the middle of my religion class. ><
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So, I walked in on my flatmate's girlfriend having a bath..
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Hahahahahahaha. This had me laughing out loud in the middle of my religion class. ><
Wait... I'm not so sure I believe this tale. I feel like I saw it in a movie... Guy with a stiffy walks in on his flatmate's girlfriend taking a bath, followed by the flatmate rushing out then the guy pees on rdowns...
Yeah, I've seen it before.
Yeah, I've seen it before.
Really? The movie I saw was where the guy had a great time, and the flatmate comes in, feigns shock, then joins in.
... wut?
Funny story!
I thought that the rain smelled a little funny this morning.
Whoa! What do you mean there is no Santa Claus?!
Funny story!
I thought that the rain smelled a little funny this mroning.
What is this, steal-from-rdowns day?
I had the thought before I read his post, so I went ahead and posted anyway.What is this, steal-from-rdowns day?
I had the thought before I read his post, so I went ahead and posted anyway.
I just thought it was a funny coincidence...... twice in a day....It's still funny, even posted multiple times....
So let me get this straight: First, you wake up with a woody, then bump into a hot girl in your bathtub and it turns into a stiffy. Then the boyfriend walks in and it becomes a woddy...? I've never had one of those before...Problem with having a mornin' woody, is that it's hard to get rid of. Especially is you walk in on a hot girl in bath.
Woody seemingly evolves into real stiffy. And then the boyfriend of the girl enters.
And somehow.... then... the woddy/stiffy will disappear. After it's too late.
One of those cruel things of nature...
It sounds like a scene from American Pie or something, yeah.
Ok... I feel so much better now.
I was getting a worried that he was telling the truth!
Ha! this is great.
So how is the atmosphere now? still awkward?
Based on the circumstance described, it doesn't sound like something a straight man would get.
Care to chime in Lee?
So how is the atmosphere now? still awkward?
Based on the circumstance described, it doesn't sound like something a straight man would get.
Care to chime in Lee?
I'm already going to hell anyway! I'm in no way religious so wouldn't worry about confessions..
I told my roommate that I thought she had nice boobs.. I mean that's a compliment right?
Anyhow, I already fantasied the situation tonight, so it's out ma head and gone! Pitty she didn't just stand up in the bath and insist I helped her scrub her back. Wait.. am I fantasying again. Damn.. I thought I was over that!
Men are funny (weird funny I mean).
My thoughts exactly. But I think they're funny funny too. All the trouble a boner can cause!
I caught a glimpse of a man trying to pee with a boner (coincidentally another bad bathroom door lock situation) and that mental image has never left me nor failed to make me laugh. When I closed the door, laughing hysterically, he yelled "You were never supposed to see that! No girl should!" I disagree!
Hilarious thread.
NO SIGNATURE!? wowo. this thread MUST be important i concur!This should be nominated for funniest thread of 2010 in macrumors..
if only you knew how hard it can be sometimes to aim that thing! esp when its the morning timeMy thoughts exactly. But I think they're funny funny too. All the trouble a boner can cause!
I caught a glimpse of a man trying to pee with a boner (coincidentally another bad bathroom door lock situation) and that mental image has never left me nor failed to make me laugh. When I closed the door, laughing hysterically, he yelled "You were never supposed to see that! No girl should!" I disagree!
Hilarious thread.
its certainly not easy at all.
if only you knew how hard it can be sometimes to aim that thing! esp when its the morning time
Oh I'm sure it's very hard indeed.
Oh I'm sure it's very hard indeed.
so many comebacks.... most would result in me getting banned.
If only our eyes were cameras.
Yeah well you just wait until someone finds a way to do that... and then finds a way to spy on it/us.
If only our eyes were cameras.
I can't believe we were released without a camera
I mean c'mon, how hard would it have been to add a camera to us?
Everyone knows it is was a part of our original design
If I had known I wasn't going to have a camera I would have waited on revision 2
We might get a camera when the iPhone gets two cameras, not before.
Apologize for what?