So, I walked in on my flatmate's girlfriend having a bath..

[mousouchop]

Nope, just not recommended. Doing a number two with a boner is impossible, unless you bring an umbrella.

Hahahahahahaha. This had me laughing out loud in the middle of my religion class. ><

 

[TuffLuffJimmy]

Wait... I'm not so sure I believe this tale. I feel like I saw it in a movie... Guy with a stiffy walks in on his flatmate's girlfriend taking a bath, followed by the flatmate rushing out then the guy pees on rdowns...


Yeah, I've seen it before.

 

[ravenvii]

Wait... I'm not so sure I believe this tale. I feel like I saw it in a movie... Guy with a stiffy walks in on his flatmate's girlfriend taking a bath, followed by the flatmate rushing out then the guy pees on rdowns...


Yeah, I've seen it before.

Really? The movie I saw was where the guy had a great time, and the flatmate comes in, feigns shock, then joins in.

... wut?

 

[leomac08]

This should be nominated for funniest thread of 2010 in macrumors..😀

 

[rhett7660]

She's probably had her ego shot now that she's discovered that the b/f's everyday Morning Glory isn't for her, but for the loo.

Sorta like learning there's no Santa Claus, I suppose.

WTH!!! 😱😱😱😱 LIES!

 

[MacDawg]

WTH!!! 😱😱😱😱 LIES!

Relax
He was kidding!

 

[sushi]

Yeah she's hot. Saw her boobs.. but she was quick to cover, otherwise I could have taken a decent mental photo, maybe with me giving the thumbs up and all.

Funny story! 🙂

I ended up just peeing out my bedroom window..

I thought that the rain smelled a little funny this morning. 😱

Sorta like learning there's no Santa Claus, I suppose.

Whoa! What do you mean there is no Santa Claus?! 😱 😛

 

[Surely]

Funny story! 🙂


I thought that the rain smelled a little funny this mroning. 😱

What is this, steal-from-rdowns day?😛

 

[sushi]

What is this, steal-from-rdowns day?😛

I had the thought before I read his post, so I went ahead and posted anyway. 🙂

 

[Surely]

I had the thought before I read his post, so I went ahead and posted anyway. 🙂

🙂 I just thought it was a funny coincidence...... twice in a day....

It's still funny, even posted multiple times....

 

[Melrose]

Problem with having a mornin' woody, is that it's hard to get rid of. Especially is you walk in on a hot girl in bath.
Woody seemingly evolves into real stiffy. And then the boyfriend of the girl enters.

And somehow.... then... the woddy/stiffy will disappear. After it's too late.
One of those cruel things of nature... 🙁

So let me get this straight: First, you wake up with a woody, then bump into a hot girl in your bathtub and it turns into a stiffy. Then the boyfriend walks in and it becomes a woddy...? I've never had one of those before...

Wait... I'm not so sure I believe this tale. I feel like I saw it in a movie... Guy with a stiffy walks in on his flatmate's girlfriend taking a bath, followed by the flatmate rushing out then the guy pees on rdowns...


Yeah, I've seen it before.

It sounds like a scene from American Pie or something, yeah.

 

[rhett7660]

Relax
He was kidding!

Ok... I feel so much better now. 🙂

I was getting a worried that he was telling the truth!

 

[Lord Blackadder]

Ha! this is great. 🙂

So how is the atmosphere now? still awkward?

So let me get this straight: First, you wake up with a woody, then bump into a hot girl in your bathtub and it turns into a stiffy. Then the boyfriend walks in and it becomes a woddy...? I've never had one of those before...

Based on the circumstance described, it doesn't sound like something a straight man would get.

Care to chime in Lee? 😀

 

[kolax]

If I were you, I would go see a priest for confession this Saturday. This is not something you want hanging over your head when it comes time to enter heaven.

I hope you aplogized to both her and your roommate as well.

I'm already going to hell anyway! I'm in no way religious so wouldn't worry about confessions..

I told my roommate that I thought she had nice boobs.. I mean that's a compliment right?

Anyhow, I already fantasied the situation tonight, so it's out ma head and gone! Pitty she didn't just stand up in the bath and insist I helped her scrub her back. Wait.. am I fantasying again. Damn.. I thought I was over that!

 

[Mike Macintosh]

So let me get this straight: First, you wake up with a woody, then bump into a hot girl in your bathtub and it turns into a stiffy. Then the boyfriend walks in and it becomes a woddy...? I've never had one of those before...



It sounds like a scene from American Pie or something, yeah.

Ya, and if he was lucky he pee'd on Stifler also XD

 

[iBlue]

Men are funny (weird funny I mean). 😛😀

My thoughts exactly. But I think they're funny funny too. All the trouble a boner can cause! 😀

I caught a glimpse of a man trying to pee with a boner (coincidentally another bad bathroom door lock situation) and that mental image has never left me nor failed to make me laugh. When I closed the door, laughing hysterically, he yelled "You were never supposed to see that! No girl should!" I disagree! 😀


Hilarious thread.

 

[DoFoT9]

Was she hot?

Relax
He was kidding!

😱😱😱 NO SIGNATURE!? wowo. this thread MUST be important 😉 😛

This should be nominated for funniest thread of 2010 in macrumors..😀

i concur!

My thoughts exactly. But I think they're funny funny too. All the trouble a boner can cause! 😀

I caught a glimpse of a man trying to pee with a boner (coincidentally another bad bathroom door lock situation) and that mental image has never left me nor failed to make me laugh. When I closed the door, laughing hysterically, he yelled "You were never supposed to see that! No girl should!" I disagree! 😀


Hilarious thread.

if only you knew how hard it can be sometimes to aim that thing! esp when its the morning time 🙄 its certainly not easy at all.

 

[iBlue]

if only you knew how hard it can be sometimes to aim that thing! esp when its the morning time 🙄 its certainly not easy at all.

Oh I'm sure it's very hard indeed. 😉

 

[DoFoT9]

Oh I'm sure it's very hard indeed. 😉

so many comebacks.... most would result in me getting banned. 🙄 😉

 

[greygray]

If only our eyes were cameras. 🙁

 

[iBlue]

If only our eyes were cameras. 🙁

Yeah well you just wait until someone finds a way to do that... and then finds a way to spy on it/us.

 

[rdowns]

Much obliged for the sit-down-boner-pee idea. Worked like a charm this morning. I don't know why I never thought of it before since I sit to pee if I wake up in the middle of the night so I don't have to turn on any lights.

 

[toolbox]

Nope, just not recommended. Doing a number two with a boner is impossible, unless you bring an umbrella.

LoL hahahaha, i hate that lol

 

[MacDawg]

If only our eyes were cameras. 🙁

I can't believe we were released without a camera
I mean c'mon, how hard would it have been to add a camera to us?
Everyone knows it is was a part of our original design
If I had known I wasn't going to have a camera I would have waited on revision 2

 

[-aggie-]

I can't believe we were released without a camera
I mean c'mon, how hard would it have been to add a camera to us?
Everyone knows it is was a part of our original design
If I had known I wasn't going to have a camera I would have waited on revision 2

We might get a camera when the iPhone gets two cameras, not before.

If I were you, I would go see a priest for confession this Saturday. This is not something you want hanging over your head when it comes time to enter heaven.

I hope you aplogized to both her and your roommate as well.

Apologize for what?