Did you just call me a tosser?
Gee I wish I could remember how to speak Danish - I learnt it from a neighbour in Phoenix in America at the same time as I was basically learning how to speak. I was reasonably fluent (for a child's vocabulary) by the time we left the states to come back here - never had anyone to keep teaching me so it all went away pretty quickly.
I've been fluent in Bahasa/Malay as well but forgot most of it when we came back here from Singapore.
EDIT - And there's nothing wrong with the Danes, I know a certain Tasmanian Bar-fly who chose the Danes over the Aussies.