In other news that might shock many of the same people who cannot believe that "unlimited data" doesn't mean your data speed is also unlimited...
- "All you can eat" does NOT literally mean you can keep eating forever.
- "Healthy food" does NOT mean you'll get healthy eating tons of it.
- "Money back guarantee" does NOT apply to every situation.
- "Learn a skill" in the military does NOT usually mean something that applies to civilan life.
- "Plus! If you call and order now..." does NOT mean you're getting a special deal by calling right away.
- "And boy did we patent it" does NOT mean the patents will stop anyone else.