Really? good I'll talk to my employer about a pay raise... on the other hand a lot of Financial Institutions aren't in hiring moods...
Haha, not quite what I meant, economists are more valuable than financiers at this point in time
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Haha, not quite what I meant, economists are more valuable than financiers at this point in time
Nobody is worth £2.5 million. Nobody. If I can pull a girl 90% as hot as a girl who I'd consider really really stunningly beautiful and physically perfect, and do it without paying, that $4 million seems like an awful waste, even if I was the richest man alive.
For $4 million dollars, I better be able to bring 30 friends, rope, and lots of long vegetables, CDs, and other things to put inside of her. None of these things actually turn me on, but if I'm paying $4 million dollars for her mint condition vagina, I'd probably think, "Why the hell not?"
For $4 million dollars, I better be able to bring 30 friends, rope, and lots of long vegetables, CDs, and other things to put inside of her. None of these things actually turn me on, but if I'm paying $4 million dollars for her mint condition vagina, I'd probably think, "Why the hell not?"
She's still exchanging money for sex. There's no difference. I predict this gets shut down by the long arm of the law at some point.
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Forget about paying for her. Here's a guy willing to give it for free. You heard me.
FREE ORAL SEX. Well, that is, if you're a clean female in the Louisville Kentucky area.
Meet George Kistner. Sometimes he looks like Kid Rock... sometimes he looks like a vampire. Shoot, sometimes he even puts on a suit.
So hey, this is your big chance! If you're one of the millions of women who love oral sex, APPLY NOW*!
*Some restrictions apply. Must purchase your own plane ticket to Louisville.
Oh, and you might not want to look at the website at work. There's no nudity but if someone sees you looking at it you don't want to give off the wrong impression.
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Which kid of sucks huh? If some idiot is willing to pay her millions for the night, and she's happy to take it, why shouldn't two adults be able to do as they please.
"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal."
The concern here would be is how is the person going to benefit 2.5 million for. Can't she get a student loan?
The concern here would be is how is the person going to benefit 2.5 million for. Can't she get a student loan?
Sure, but if she can get some idiot to pay her 2.5 million pounds, why not?
Hmm... you should email the winning bidder. Maybe he'll let you in on the fun for suggesting it!Abstract said:
Haha, not quite what I meant, economists are more valuable than financiers at this point in time
Considering that 95% of economists failed to predict the credit crash, (I don't mean in handwaving terms, I mean in precise, specific terms and dates) economists are currently about as desirable and reliable as pissing upwind.
A marriage counsellor / family therapist (I think that's what you meant) on the other hand is someone who can help a lot of relationship pain, and help mend families in crisis, and give children a better start in life. I think that's a very very valuable thing to be doing.
And if some sucker will give her 2.5 million, go for it. I'd sell my bum for 2.5 million and I think most of you here would too. Especially if it was to someone I could screen and approve of in advance.
Absolutely - for 2.5 million I'd sell your bum in a heartbeat.
Call me cynical, but I think it's unlikely she'll end up sleeping with the highest bidder. I suspect there's a good chance this auction will be pulled for some legal reason or other she might even pull it herself, if you excuse the expression. No problem though, as she'll rake in a fair bit of cash for interviews and such like no doubt her original intention.
I would not pay four million dollars for her. Regardless of whether she's a virgin or not.
You must be confusing 'economist' with 'clairvoyant.' Plenty of economists and financiers saw ALL of this coming years ago. Christ, even Jim Cramer saw it coming and predicted Bear Stearns would go under (the first bank that went under).
Marriage councilors are like the government's bailout plan. A way of prolonging the inevitable.
22-Year-Old Sells Virginity Online -- and Feds Can't Do a Thing to Stop Her
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$3.7 million dollars? Doesn't this person know we're in a recession?
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She was saving herself for someone special...... the Benjamins. That means she has no idea what she's doing. She may even get some teeth marks on the poor fella.
Photos of her
I don't know why someone would pay for her. Prostitution is about 1 hour of sex, and this girl is very average looking. Whoever offered her money is paying a LOT of money to be a part of the hype. $4 million for 15 seconds of fame, and the guy isn't going to be the one who really gets famous from this ---- she is.
That means she has no idea what she's doing. She may even get some teeth marks on the poor fella.Photos of her
I don't know why someone would pay for her. Prostitution is about 1 hour of sex, and this girl is very average looking. Whoever offered her money is paying a LOT of money to be a part of the hype. $4 million for 15 seconds of fame, and the guy isn't going to be the one who really gets famous from this ---- she is.
omg that must be a fake..
she actually had to pay me that i would lay her.. i don't like her look at all...
she actually had to pay me that i would lay her.. i don't like her look at all...
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